| Cold Opening | The Cleansing Of The Temple |
| Mikey Day | ... | Jesus#2 Live |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | follower Live |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#34 Live |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | merchant Live |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | follower Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | follower Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | follower |
| Devon Walker | ... | merchant Live |
| Emil Wakim | ... | merchant Live |
| Jane Wickline | ... | merchant Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |