| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Jennifer Coolidge#5 Voice |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kam Patterson |
Commentary on saying the N-word | |
| Bowen Yang | ... |
Dobby The House Elf Commentary on J.K. Rowling's stance on trans rights |
⁕Bowen Yang ad-libs when the jumper breaks loose on his right shoulder.