| Cold Opening | The 1st Annual Trumps |
| Mike Myers | ... | Elon Musk#4 Live |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Stephen Miller |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Javier Milei |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#49 Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Aunt Gladys |
| Tommy Brennan | ... | construction worker Live |
| Jeremy Culhane | ... | JD Vance#2 |
| Ben Marshall | ... | Loki |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | Kristi Noem#2 |
| Veronika Slowikowska | ... | Carrie Underwood Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |