| Sketch | Nick Rails |
| Cicely Tyson | ... | Leslie Newcomb |
| Andy Murphy | ... | police officer |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Captain Dr. Riceleet |
| John Belushi | ... | Bill Sulfree |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Jamal |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick#5 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Elaine Sulfree |
| Nils Nichols | ... | passenger |
| Paul Shaffer |