| Cold Opening | Mondale Impression |
| Sketch | Night Watch |
| Show | Profiles In Sports “Chess Coach” |
| Sketch | Ye Olde Comedy Shoppe |
| Show | The Ghostbuster Show |
| Musical Performance | "Two Tribes" |
| Show | Alan Thicke's In Thickeness And In Health |
| Sketch | Not a Cop |
| Musical Performance | "Born to Run" |
| Show | Profiles In Sports “Chess Coach” |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Donald Ramp |
| Mary Gross | ... | wife |
| Andrew Smith | ... | coach |
| Sketch | Ye Olde Comedy Shoppe |
| Christopher Guest | ... | band member |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | emcee |
| Harry Shearer | ... | band member |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Annabelle Livermore |
| Nate Herman | ... | band member |
| Eileen O'Brien | ... | audience member |
| Rob Riley | ... | redcoat |
| Show | The Ghostbuster Show |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Chad Webb |
| Mary Gross | ... | Chi-Chi |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Consuela |
| Harry Shearer | ... | caller Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Pamela Stephenson |
Introduces her breasts to America | |
| Kevin Kelton | ||
| Gary Kroeger |
Commentary on spot bleeding | |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Lew Goldman
Sports report for his family |
| Show | Alan Thicke's In Thickeness And In Health |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Alan Thicke |
| Martin Short | ... | Irving Cohen |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bob Christianson | ... | pianist |
| Bob Van Ry |
| Commercial |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | reader |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | reader |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Night Watch |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Willie#2 |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Frankie#2 |
| Show | Profiles In Sports “Chess Coach” |
| Wendell Craig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Donald Ramp |
| Mary Gross | ... | wife |
| Andrew Smith | ... | coach |
| Show |
| George Carlin | ... | Dan Haloran |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Joe Franklin#1 |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Señor Cosa#1 |
| Martin Short | ... | Jackie Rogers Jr.#1 |
♬Big Tiny Little - "Twelfth Street Rag"
| Commercial |
| Jackson Beck | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | boyfriend |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | spokesperson |
| Sketch | Ye Olde Comedy Shoppe |
| George Carlin | ... | Jackie Jefferson |
| Christopher Guest | ... | band member |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | emcee |
| Harry Shearer | ... | band member |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Annabelle Livermore |
| Nate Herman | ... | band member |
| Eileen O'Brien | ... | audience member |
| Rob Riley | ... | redcoat |
| Show | The Ghostbuster Show |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Chad Webb |
| Mary Gross | ... | Chi-Chi#1 |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Consuela#1 |
| Harry Shearer | ... | caller Voice |
♬Ray Parker Jr. - "Ghostbusters"
| Saturday Night News |
| George Carlin | ||
| Pamela Stephenson |
Introduces her breasts to America | |
| Kevin Kelton | ||
| Gary Kroeger |
Commentary on spot bleeding | |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Lew Goldman#2
Sports report for his family |
| Commercial |
| George Carlin | ... | Ted McGinty |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Alan Thicke's In Thickeness And In Health |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Alan Thicke |
| Martin Short | ... | Irving Cohen#1 |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bob Christianson | ... | pianist |
| Bob Van Ry |
| Commercial |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | reader |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | reader |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| George Carlin | 6 | ||||
| Frankie Goes To Hollywood | 2 | ||||
| Jackson Beck | 1 | 1 | |||
| Wendell Craig | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Belushi | 2 | ||||
| Billy Crystal | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Mary Gross | 2 | 1 | |||
| Christopher Guest | 3 | 2 | |||
| Rich Hall | 1 | ||||
| Gary Kroeger | 5 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | 1 | |||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Martin Short | 2 | 2 | |||
| Pamela Stephenson | 4 | 2 | |||
| Bob Christianson | 1 | ||||
| Nate Herman | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Kelton | 1 | ||||
| Eileen O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rob Riley | 1 | ||||
| Bob Van Ry | 1 | ||||
| Andrew Smith | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 8 | 2 | 7 |
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