| Cold Opening | The Gifted Wrapper |
| Sketch | A Dozen Eggs |
| Sketch | Hildy |
| Musical Performance | "Life In A Northern Town" |
| Show | A Roy Orbison Christmas |
| Sketch | The Big Tree |
| Musical Performance | "She Sells Sanctuary" |
| Sketch | Time Machine Trivia Game |
| Cold Opening | The Gifted Wrapper |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Cabrini Green Jackson Live |
| Damon Wayans | ... | rapper Live |
| Carol Leifer | ... | shopper |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | actress |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Craig Charnow /Victor LaSalle |
| Randy Quaid | ... | editor |
| Damon Wayans | ... | waiter |
| Sketch | Hildy |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Deaver |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Skip Deaver |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Deaver |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Hildy |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | A Roy Orbison Christmas |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Clamdigger |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Edd Byrnes |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Don Adams |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Roy Orbison |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Clamdigger |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Leslie Uggams |
| Steve Ferrone | ... | band member |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | band member |
| Lanier Laney | ... | Clamdigger |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Lenny Pickett | ... | band member |
| G.E. Smith | ... | band member |
| T-Bone Wolk | ... | band member |
| Sketch | The Big Tree |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Carla Stone |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Nicky Stompanato |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Alexandra Drexel |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Dr. Cory Whitcomb |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Victor Drexel |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Senator Creighton Dunbar |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ted Caruthers |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Denny Fairchild |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Janet Rhodes |
| Lanier Laney | ... | guest |
| Carol Leifer | ... | guest |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Time Machine Trivia Game |
| Nora Dunn | ... | guest |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Bobby |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guest |
| Randy Quaid | ... | father |
| Show | A Roy Orbison Christmas |
| Teri Garr | ... | Connie Stevens |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Edd Byrnes |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Don Adams#1 |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Roy Orbison |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Leslie Uggams |
| Cold Opening | The Gifted Wrapper |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Cabrini Green Jackson#3 Live |
| Damon Wayans | ... | rapper Live |
| Carol Leifer | ... | shopper |
| Commercial |
| John Simon | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | actress |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Craig Charnow /Victor LaSalle |
| Randy Quaid | ... | editor |
| Damon Wayans | ... | waiter |
| Sketch | A Dozen Eggs |
| Teri Garr | ... | Tandalaya |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | foster father |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Jeff |
♬Nino Rota - "Hurricane" Main Title
♬Bernard Hermann - "Scene D'Amour"
♬Nino Rota - "Joy Of Love In Alava"
| Sketch | Hildy |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Deaver |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Skip Deaver |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Deaver |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Hildy |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Mr. X /Mafia informant |
♬"Bonanza" Theme
♬"Superman" Theme
| Show | A Roy Orbison Christmas |
| Teri Garr | ... | Connie Stevens |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Clamdigger |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Edd Byrnes |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Don Adams#1 |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Roy Orbison |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Clamdigger |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Leslie Uggams |
| Steve Ferrone | ... | band member |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | band member |
| Lanier Laney | ... | Clamdigger |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Lenny Pickett | ... | band member |
| G.E. Smith | ... | band member |
| T-Bone Wolk | ... | band member |
| Sketch | The Big Tree |
| Teri Garr | ... | Stacey Drexel Stompanato |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Carla Stone |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Nicky Stompanato |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Alexandra Drexel |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Dr. Cory Whitcomb |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Victor Drexel |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Senator Creighton Dunbar |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ted Caruthers |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Denny Fairchild |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Janet Rhodes |
| Lanier Laney | ... | guest |
| Carol Leifer | ... | guest |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Joe Forristal | ... | guest |
| Sketch | Time Machine Trivia Game |
| Teri Garr | ... | mother |
| Nora Dunn | ... | guest |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Bobby |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guest |
| Randy Quaid | ... | father |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Teri Garr | 6 | 1 | |||
| The Cult | 1 | ||||
| Dream Academy | 1 | ||||
| Penn & Teller | 1 | ||||
| John Simon | 1 | ||||
| Joan Cusack | 3 | ||||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 4 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | ||||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 6 | 1 | |||
| Terry Sweeney | 4 | ||||
| Danitra Vance | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Don Novello | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dan Vitale | |||||
| Damon Wayans | 2 | ||||
| Steve Ferrone | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Lanier Laney | 2 | ||||
| Carol Leifer | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| Joe Forristal | 1 | ||||
| 66 | 2 | 5 | 3 |
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