| Cold Opening | Bartles & Jaymes |
| Show | The Crosby Show |
| Musical Performance | "Walk This Way" |
| Miscellaneous | Parent-Teen Drunk Driving Contract |
| Musical Performance | "Hit It, Run" |
| Sketch | Chalk Factory |
| Musical Performance | "Hit The Road Jack" |
| Cold Opening | Bartles & Jaymes |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Bartles |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Ed Jaymes Live |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | employee |
| Nora Dunn | ... | employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | employee |
| Jan Hooks | ... | employee |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | employee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | employee |
| Dennis Miller | ... | employee |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | employee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | employee |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Dr. Norma Hoeffering |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Phyllis Sykes |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Elaine Poldask |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | audience member |
| Show | The Crosby Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bill Cosby Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gary Crosby |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Kathryn Crosby |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bing Crosby |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary Crosby |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Nathaniel Crosby |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem /entertainment editor |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Smith |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Smith#1 |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas#1 |
| Show | The Crosby Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gary Crosby |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bill Cosby Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Kathryn Crosby |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bing Crosby |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary Crosby |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby#1 |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Nathaniel Crosby |
| Cold Opening | Bartles & Jaymes |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Bartles |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Ed Jaymes Live |
⁕In reruns, a few seconds are removed before A. Whitney Brown says "Live from New York".
| Monologue |
⁕In reruns, a few of Malcolm-Jamal Warner's lines are removed, including a reference to the Red Sox in the World Series.
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | employee |
| Nora Dunn | ... | employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | employee |
| Jan Hooks | ... | employee |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | employee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | employee |
| Dennis Miller | ... | employee |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | employee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | employee |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Dr. Norma Hoeffering#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Phil Donahue#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Phyllis Sykes |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Elaine Poldask |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | audience member |
⁕In reruns, one of Nora Dunn's lines is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, as well as her and Jan Hooks's questions to Kevin Nealon.
| Show | The Crosby Show |
| Malcolm-Jamal Warner | ... | Theo Huxtable |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gary Crosby |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bill Cosby Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Kathryn Crosby |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bing Crosby |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary Crosby |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby#1 |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Nathaniel Crosby |
⁕In reruns, the portion where Dennis Miller and Phil Hartman leave the room is replaced with the dress rehearsal version. In the live show, Phil accidentally drops his pipe on his way out.
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem#1 /entertainment editor |
♬The Kinks - "You Really Got Me"
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Smith#1 |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas#1 |
⁕Nora Dunn's character is named Maryanne in this sketch only.
| Guest Performance |
⁕In reruns, Sam Kinison's discussion of pot and crack is muted, and several seconds where he acts out Jesus's last words is removed.
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny O'Connor#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | secretary Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harry Meyer#1 |
| Sketch | Chalk Factory |
| Malcolm-Jamal Warner | ... | Colin |
| Dana Carvey | ... | father |
| Nora Dunn | ... | worker |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dusty Whitcomb |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with a film about a jazz musician.
♬The Rolling Stones - "Paint It, Black"
| Musical Performance | "Hit The Road Jack" |
| Buster Poindexter | ||
| Soozie Tyrell | ||
| Lew Del Gatto | ||
| Alex Foster | ||
| Earl Gardner | ||
| Tony Garnier | ||
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Leon Pendarvis | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| G.E. Smith | ||
| Steve Turre |
⁕In reruns, Malcolm-Jamal Warner's introduction is replaced with the dress rehearsal version. In the live show, he is wearing his costume from the preceding sketch.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Malcolm-Jamal Warner | 4 | ||||
| Run DMC | 3 | ||||
| Buster Poindexter | 1 | ||||
| Sam Kinison | 1 | ||||
| Spike Lee | 2 | ||||
| Soozie Tyrell | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Tony Garnier | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| 60 | 7 | 9 | 2 |