| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan#2 Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Don Regan |
⁕In reruns, the portion when Phil Hartman is out of the room is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan#2 Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Don Regan |
⁕In reruns, the portion when Phil Hartman is out of the room is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.