| Sketch | Family Ties |
| Justine Bateman | ... | Mallory |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Michael J. Fox#1 /Alex |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Meredith Baxter-Birney /Elyse |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina Yothers#1 /Jennifer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Nick Moore |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Gross#1 /Steven |
⁕In the shot of Kevin Nealon before the first flashback sequence, his fake beard has fallen off on one side.