| Sketch | Executive Island “Desert Island Agency” |
| Kevin Kline | ... | Captain Rogers |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Richard |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Carol |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Peter Ulrich |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ken |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jim Williams |
| Al Franken | ... | narrator Voice |
⁕In reruns, some dialogue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Russell Garcia - "Fear"