| Sketch | First Impression |
| Sting | ... | Jeff Weatherbee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Harold Weatherbee |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Wendy MacElroy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Weatherbee |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with a Jack Handey film entitled "The True Story Of What Happened To Me".