| Sketch | Anton Mesrobian, Teen Dermatologist |
| John Goodman | ... | Anton Mesrobian |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jason Barnes |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Rock | ... | Gary |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Tracy Lynch |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | mother |
| Tim Meadows | ... | father |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Cindy |