| Cold Opening | 104th Congress |
| Sketch | Martin Luther King Day |
| Sketch | Chung / Gingrich |
| Musical Performance | "Citysong" |
| Sketch | Mystery Dinner Theatre |
| Show | Film Beat |
| Show | Gay Stripper Theatre |
| Musical Performance | "Here" |
| Cold Opening | 104th Congress |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Blake Murrell |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Susan Molinari |
| Michael McKean | ... | Richard Gephardt |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Barney Frank |
| Tim Meadows | ... | J.C. Watts |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard Armey |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Thomas DeLay |
| David Spade | ... | Sonny Bono |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Martin Luther King Day |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Felicia |
| Chris Elliott | ... | employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | employee |
| Adam Sandler | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Chung / Gingrich |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Kathleen Gingrich |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Connie Chung |
| Jay Mohr | ... | cameraman |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| David Spade | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Marguerite Simpson
Performs "You Gotta Be" |
| Sketch | Mystery Dinner Theatre |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | actress |
| Chris Elliott | ... | janitor |
| Chris Farley | ... | actor |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | actress |
| Michael McKean | ... | actor |
| Mike Myers | ... | actor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | actor |
| Show | Gay Stripper Theatre |
| Chris Farley | ... | father |
| Michael McKean | ... | Shane |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bruce |
| Mike Myers | ... | Scott |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Dave |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mark |
| Jay Mohr | ... | talent scout |
| Fred Wolf | ... | boyfriend |
| Cold Opening | 104th Congress |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich#2 Live |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Susan Molinari |
| Michael McKean | ... | Richard Gephardt |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Barney Frank |
| Tim Meadows | ... | J.C. Watts |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard Armey |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Thomas DeLay |
| David Spade | ... | Sonny Bono |
| Sketch | Chung / Gingrich |
| Show |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Liam Neeson |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Jodie Foster |
| Michael McKean | ... | John Tesh |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ron Wood#3 |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Mary Hart |
| Cold Opening | 104th Congress |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Blake Murrell |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich#2 Live |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Susan Molinari |
| Michael McKean | ... | Richard Gephardt |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Barney Frank |
| Tim Meadows | ... | J.C. Watts |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard Armey |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Thomas DeLay |
| David Spade | ... | Sonny Bono |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | stenographer |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Elliott | ... | mourner |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | mourner |
| Michael McKean | ... | spokesperson |
| Sketch | Martin Luther King Day |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | employee |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Felicia |
| Chris Elliott | ... | employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | employee |
| Adam Sandler | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Chung / Gingrich |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Dan Rather |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich#3 |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Kathleen Gingrich |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Connie Chung |
| Jay Mohr | ... | cameraman |
| Show |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Liam Neeson |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Jodie Foster |
| Michael McKean | ... | John Tesh |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ron Wood#3 |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Mary Hart |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| David Spade | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Marguerite Simpson Performs "You Gotta Be" |
| Sketch | Mystery Dinner Theatre |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Bob Macadoo |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | actress |
| Chris Elliott | ... | janitor |
| Chris Farley | ... | actor |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | actress |
| Michael McKean | ... | actor |
| Mike Myers | ... | actor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | actor |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 09.24.1994 dress rehearsal, in which Steve Martin played Jeff Daniels' role, and Adam Sandler appeared as the Audience McGee.
♬Eugenio Grandi & Simon Richard Benson - "Nitro"
| Show | Gay Stripper Theatre |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Ryan Shiraki |
| Chris Farley | ... | father |
| Michael McKean | ... | Shane |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bruce |
| Mike Myers | ... | Scott |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Dave |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mark |
| Jay Mohr | ... | talent scout |
| Fred Wolf | ... | boyfriend |
⁕The names of the strippers are the names of the cast members of "The Kids in the Hall".
⁕Ryan Shiraki is the name of an associate producer.
♬Snoop Dogg - "Who Am I (What's My Name)?"
| Commercial |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Steven Tyler |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Joe Perry |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jeff Daniels | 7 | 2 | |||
| Luscious Jackson | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Elliott | 5 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 2 | |||
| Janeane Garofalo | 5 | 3 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Michael McKean | 7 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 2 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Laura Kightlinger | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jay Mohr | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 61 | 20 | 6 |