| Cold Opening | 104th Congress |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Blake Murrell |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich#2 Live |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Susan Molinari |
| Michael McKean | ... | Richard Gephardt |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Barney Frank |
| Tim Meadows | ... | J.C. Watts |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard Armey |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Thomas DeLay |
| David Spade | ... | Sonny Bono |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | stenographer |