| Cold Opening | Black History Month |
| Sketch | Sea Park “Splash Zone” |
| Musical Performance | "Zombie" |
| Show | WR “Waiting Room” |
| Show | Tales Of Fraud And Malfeasance In Railroad Hiring Practices |
| Show | The Mack Reardon Story Part II: The Lean Years |
| Musical Performance | "Ode To My Family" |
| Commercial | “Abortion Protest” |
| Film | Snowbird “Fame” |
| Cold Opening | Black History Month |
| Ellen Cleghorne | Live | |
| Chris Farley | ||
| Tim Meadows | Live | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | engineer |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | engineer |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | engineer |
| Michael McKean | ... | engineer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | engineer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | engineer |
| Norm Hiscock | ... | engineer |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | engineer |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | engineer |
| Sketch | Sea Park “Splash Zone” |
| Chris Farley | ... | guy |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | girl |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Chris Elliott | ... | driver |
| Chris Farley | ... | passenger |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Slim Pickens |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Michael McKean | ... | Vincent Price |
| Tim Meadows | ... | driver |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | driver |
| Adam Sandler | ... | passenger |
| David Spade | ... | driver |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Simpson Juror #4 |
| Kevin Nealon |
Report for people with no attention span |
| Show | WR “Waiting Room” |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | mother |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Anthony Edwards /Mark Greene |
| Chris Farley | ... | patient |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Sherry Stringfield /Susan Lewis |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mr. Adcock |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Noah Wyle /John Carter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Eriq La Salle /Peter Benton |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patient |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mirez |
| David Spade | ... | patient |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | patient |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Daniel Briar |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Julianna Margulies /Carol Hathaway |
| Show | Tales Of Fraud And Malfeasance In Railroad Hiring Practices |
| Mark McKinney | ... | applicant |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | foreman |
| Show | The Mack Reardon Story Part II: The Lean Years |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Walter Demaas |
| Michael McKean | ... | Sammy Gelman |
| Mark McKinney | ... | narrator Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Roger |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Marcus Connell |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Velveeta |
| Show |
| Chris Farley | ... | Beverly Gelfand |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Hank Gelfand |
| Show | Tales Of Fraud And Malfeasance In Railroad Hiring Practices |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | WR “Waiting Room” |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Anthony Edwards /Mark Greene |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Sherry Stringfield /Susan Lewis |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Noah Wyle /John Carter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Eriq La Salle /Peter Benton |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Julianna Margulies /Carol Hathaway |
| Cold Opening | Black History Month |
| Ellen Cleghorne | Live | |
| Chris Farley | ||
| Tim Meadows | Live | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Tim Meadows accidentally says "What about Tupac Shakur?" instead of "Who's next, Tupac Shakur?" In reruns, this portion is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Monologue |
| George Clooney | ||
| Molly Shannon | ... | Amy |
| Tom Davis | ... | Bob Hoyt |
⁕George Clooney ad-libs "That's my mother" in response to a loudly cheering audience member.
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | engineer |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | engineer |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | engineer |
| Michael McKean | ... | engineer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | engineer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | engineer |
| Norm Hiscock | ... | engineer |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | engineer |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | engineer |
♬The Philip Glass Ensemble - "Einstein on the Beach: Act IV, Scene 1 - Building"
| Sketch | Sea Park “Splash Zone” |
| George Clooney | ... | guy |
| Akeyla Cleghorne | ... | spectator |
| Chris Farley | ... | guy |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | girl |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Angela Kinsey | ... | spectator |
| Lauren Toub | ... | spectator |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Show |
| George Clooney | ... | Jay Leno |
| Chris Elliott | ... | driver |
| Chris Farley | ... | passenger |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Slim Pickens |
| Michael McKean | ... | Vincent Price#2 |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | driver |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | driver |
| Adam Sandler | ... | passenger |
| David Spade | ... | driver |
♬Sax Appeal Orchestra - "Ecuador"
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Simpson Juror #4 |
| George Clooney |
Editorial on leeches on "Chicago Hope" | |
| Kevin Nealon |
Report for people with no attention span |
| Show | WR “Waiting Room” |
| George Clooney | ... | Doug Ross |
| Akeyla Cleghorne | ... | patient |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | mother |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Anthony Edwards /Mark Greene |
| Chris Farley | ... | patient |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Sherry Stringfield /Susan Lewis |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mr. Adcock |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Noah Wyle /John Carter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Eriq La Salle /Peter Benton |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patient |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mirez |
| David Spade | ... | patient |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | patient |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Daniel Briar |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Julianna Margulies /Carol Hathaway |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patient |
| Show | Tales Of Fraud And Malfeasance In Railroad Hiring Practices |
| George Clooney | ... | Cameron Hormel |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | applicant |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | foreman |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
♬Trevor Duncan - "The Untouchables Suite Part 7"
| Show | The Mack Reardon Story Part II: The Lean Years |
| George Clooney | ... | Mack Reardon |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Walter Demaas |
| Michael McKean | ... | Sammy Gelman |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Roger |
| Mark McKinney | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Marcus Connell |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Velveeta |
⁕In reruns, the timing of Mark McKinney's narration over the headline montage is adjusted.
| Musical Performance | "Ode To My Family" |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Show |
| Chris Farley | ... | Beverly Gelfand#1 |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Hank Gelfand#1 |
⁕Chris Farley's left earring falls off, and he tries to put it back on for several seconds.
♬Dick Walter - "East 34th Street"
| Film | Snowbird “Fame” |
| Bruce McCulloch | ... | singer |
⁕This film originally appeared at the 01.14.1995 dress rehearsal.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| George Clooney | 7 | 1 | |||
| The Cranberries | 2 | ||||
| Akeyla Cleghorne | 2 | ||||
| Bruce McCulloch | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 4 | ||||
| Chris Elliott | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 5 | 1 | |||
| Janeane Garofalo | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 3 | 1 | |||
| Michael McKean | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Mark McKinney | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 5 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Laura Kightlinger | 1 | ||||
| Jay Mohr | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Norm Hiscock | 1 | ||||
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ryan Shiraki | 1 | ||||
| Angela Kinsey | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Lauren Toub | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 2 | 8 | 7 |