| Show | Both Sides “Ebonics” |
| David Alan Grier | ... | Maxine Waters |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kincaid#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson#4 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran#5 |
| Hugh Fink | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, a flubbed line by Darrell Hammond is removed.
♬Parliament - "Up For The Down Stroke"