| Cold Opening | CBS News Special Report The War On Terror |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Osama bin Laden#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather#6 Live |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Shaykh Al-Ghamdi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | soldier |
| Jim Downey | ... | translator Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |