| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Safety Day |
| Sketch | Dentist |
| Sketch | Lookalikes |
| Musical Performance | "Cry" |
| Show | Making The Video |
| Miscellaneous | No Wrestling |
| Musical Performance | "Free" |
| Sketch | My Love |
| Miscellaneous | Blame Saddam |
| Sketch | Sexual Harassment Seminar |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Carol |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Vlad |
| Amy Poehler | ... | vampire |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Safety Day |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | student |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | student |
| Chris Kattan | ... | student |
| Chris Parnell | ... | teacher |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Devita |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fred |
| Seth Meyers | ... | student |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student |
| Commercial |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | employee |
| Chris Parnell | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Lookalikes |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | henchman |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Saddam Hussein |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Hassan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Roush |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Affred |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... | Steven /The Dell Computer Guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | doctor |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Ripple Ramada |
| Show | Making The Video |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | David LaChapelle |
| Chris Kattan | ... | extra |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Vetiver Lee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | assistant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | extra |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | extra |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Redman |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Danielle Flora | ... | extra |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | extra |
| Miscellaneous | Blame Saddam |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | citizen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | citizen |
| Amy Poehler | ... | citizen |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Forte | ... | citizen |
| Jeff Richards | ... | citizen |
| Sketch | Sexual Harassment Seminar |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Julie |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mervin Watson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Shelly |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Fred Armisen | ... | employee |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Jeff Richards | ... | employee |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#12 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush#1 Live |
| Show | Making The Video |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#12 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush#1 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Carol |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Vlad |
| Amy Poehler | ... | vampire |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Safety Day |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Karen |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | student |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | student |
| Chris Kattan | ... | student |
| Chris Parnell | ... | teacher |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Devita |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fred |
| Seth Meyers | ... | student |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student |
| Sketch | Dentist |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Carol |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dr. Kaplan |
| Chris Parnell | ... | patient |
♬Lionel Richie - "Hello"
♬Bonnie Tyler - "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
| Commercial |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | employee |
| Chris Parnell | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Lookalikes |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | henchman |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Saddam Hussein |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Hassan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Roush |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Affred |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... | Steven /The Dell Computer Guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | doctor |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Ripple Ramada |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | DeLorean Ramada |
⁕Tina Fey's Jewish Federation joke is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕The Ramada segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | Making The Video |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Christina Aguilera |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | David LaChapelle |
| Chris Kattan | ... | extra |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Vetiver Lee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | assistant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | extra |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | extra |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Redman |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Danielle Flora | ... | extra |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | extra |
| Katie Malia | ... | extra |
| Kelleigh Miller | ... | extra |
♬Christina Aguilera - "Dirty"
| Commercial |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | spokesperson |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | friend |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | friend |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | No Wrestling |
| Miscellaneous | Blame Saddam |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | citizen |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | citizen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | citizen |
| Amy Poehler | ... | citizen |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Forte | ... | citizen |
| Jeff Richards | ... | citizen |
| Sketch | Sexual Harassment Seminar |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Jessie Dixon |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Julie |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mervin Watson#1 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Shelly |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Fred Armisen | ... | employee |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Jeff Richards | ... | employee |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | 9 | 1 | |||
| Faith Hill | 3 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 7 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 5 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 11 | 4 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 7 | 2 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | ||||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 4 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Nick Kenkel | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Gena Rositano | 1 | ||||
| Katie Malia | 1 | ||||
| Kelleigh Miller | 1 | ||||
| 84 | 1 | 6 | 8 |
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