| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Charlie Grandy | ... | marathon starter |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Puff Daddy |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl#9 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Jimmy Buffett Report on a lavish party in Sardinia |
⁕Horatio Sanz says "god damn", but "god" is muted in reruns.
♬"The Price Is Right" Theme