| Sketch | Dressing Room |
| Christina Aguilera | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kelly Osbourne#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne#5 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Patti LaBelle |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne#6 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | choreographer |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones#1 |