| Cold Opening | SNL Special Report Road to the White House |
| Commercial | “Gold” |
| Sketch | R.P.S. “Restless Penis Syndrome” |
| Musical Performance | "You're All I Have" |
| Sketch | Homebots “Robots” |
| Musical Performance | "Chasing Cars" |
| Show | “The Secret” |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Rhonda Byrne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Olessi Oneweeja |
| Sketch | R.P.S. “Restless Penis Syndrome” |
| Bill Hader | ... | spokesperson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dr. Highsmith |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member |
| Will Forte | ... | crew member |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Fabiola |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Larry Seidlin
Commentary on the Bush administration firing attorneys |
| Seth Meyers |
| Show |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Legguns member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Legguns member |
| Andy Samberg | ... | T'Shane |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Quality |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Legguns member |
| Sketch | Homebots “Robots” |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Repairbot |
| Will Forte | ... | Homebot |
| Bill Hader | ... | guest |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | robot |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Commercial |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
| Andy Samberg | ... | McKenzie Jazz |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lil' Kim |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | contestant |
| Weekend Update |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Larry Seidlin#2 Commentary on the Bush administration firing attorneys |
| Cold Opening | SNL Special Report Road to the White House |
| Chris Rock | Live | |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | “The Secret” |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Pamela Headley |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Rhonda Byrne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey#6 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Olessi Oneweeja |
| Sketch | R.P.S. “Restless Penis Syndrome” |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Karen Danbury |
| Bill Hader | ... | spokesperson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dr. Highsmith |
| Show |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member#1 |
| Will Forte | ... | crew member#1 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci#2 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Fabiola |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Larry Seidlin#2 Commentary on the Bush administration firing attorneys |
| Seth Meyers |
| Show |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Dee Dee Wells |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Legguns member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Legguns member |
| Andy Samberg | ... | T'Shane#3 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Quality |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag#6 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Legguns member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Avishai Hochberg - "Sweet and Sour kraut"
| Sketch | CBS Cares |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | Mike Underballs#1 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jeff#1 |
| Sketch | Homebots “Robots” |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | wife |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Repairbot |
| Will Forte | ... | Homebot |
| Bill Hader | ... | guest |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | robot |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Commercial |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Robin Antin |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
| Andy Samberg | ... | McKenzie Jazz |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lil' Kim |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | contestant |
| Lauren Reeves | ... | contestant |
⁕Kenan Thompson's name graphic is the same as Andy Samberg's. This is fixed in reruns.
♬The Pussycat Dolls - "Don't Cha"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 8 | 1 | |||
| Snow Patrol | 2 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | |||||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Keet Davis | 1 | ||||
| Lauren Reeves | 1 | ||||
| 50 | 7 | 6 | 5 |
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