| Cold Opening | The Office of the Vice President Elect |
| Film | Everyone's a Critic |
| Sketch | Songwriter Showcase |
| Musical Performance | "If I Were a Boy" |
| Sketch | Beyoncé Video Shoot “Dancers” |
| Sketch | Ledge Jumper “Don't” |
| Musical Performance | "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" |
| Sketch | Parking Lot Workers |
| Film | Clearing The Air |
| Cold Opening | The Office of the Vice President Elect |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary Vogelcheck |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kevin |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck |
| Film | Everyone's a Critic |
| Fred Armisen | ... | curator |
| Bill Hader | ... | hostage |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | bidder |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | hostage |
| Abby Elliott | ... | assistant |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | bidder |
| Casey Wilson | ... | interviewer |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | boom mic operator |
| Sketch | Songwriter Showcase |
| Will Forte | ... | emcee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Leonard Pickens Atkins |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Tanya Peoples |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ... |
Snagglepuss Commentary on Proposition 8 |
| Will Forte | ... | The Great Gazoo |
| Sketch | Beyoncé Video Shoot “Dancers” |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gary |
| Andy Samberg | ... | dancer |
| Abby Elliott | ... | marker |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | dancer |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | makeup artist |
| Sketch | Parking Lot Workers |
| Bill Hader | ... | Frankie |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | customer |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | customer |
| Sketch |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Austin Vogelcheck#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary Vogelcheck#1 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck#1 |
| Cold Opening | The Office of the Vice President Elect |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden#7 Live |
| Cold Opening | The Office of the Vice President Elect |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden#7 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Austin Vogelcheck#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary Vogelcheck#1 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck#1 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kevin |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck#1 |
| Sketch |
| Paul Rudd | ... | kid |
| Bill Hader | ... | juvenile delinquent#2 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | juvenile delinquent#2 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Officer Sikorsky#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lorenzo McIntosh#2 |
| Film | Everyone's a Critic |
| Paul Rudd | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | curator |
| Bill Hader | ... | hostage |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | bidder |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | hostage |
| Abby Elliott | ... | assistant |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | bidder |
| Casey Wilson | ... | interviewer |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | boom mic operator |
| Bill Corsair | ... | bidder |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | bidder |
| Marni Penning | ... | bidder |
| Sketch | Songwriter Showcase |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Tawn Peoples |
| Will Forte | ... | emcee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Leonard Pickens Atkins |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Tanya Peoples |
| Sketch |
| Paul Rudd | ... | guy |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
♬Ricky Nelson & The Stone Canyon Band - "Garden Party"
♬"CHIPs" Theme
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ... |
Snagglepuss Commentary on Proposition 8 |
| Will Forte | ... | The Great Gazoo |
| Justin Timberlake |
Recap of the show he would've done next week |
| Sketch | Beyoncé Video Shoot “Dancers” |
| Paul Rudd | ... | director |
| Beyoncé | ||
| Justin Timberlake | ... | dancer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gary |
| Andy Samberg | ... | dancer |
| Abby Elliott | ... | marker |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | dancer |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | makeup artist |
♬Beyoncé - "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)"
| Sketch | Ledge Jumper “Don't” |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Cornelius |
| Will Forte | ... | Louis |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jamie |
| Bob Greenberg | ... | onlooker |
| Chala Savino | ... | onlooker |
| Sketch | Parking Lot Workers |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Eddie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Frankie |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | customer |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | customer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paul Rudd | 10 | 1 | |||
| Beyoncé | 3 | ||||
| Justin Timberlake | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 4 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 8 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | |||||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 2 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 3 | ||||
| Michaela Watkins | 3 | ||||
| Casey Wilson | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | ||||
| Bill Corsair | 1 | ||||
| Cristina Duarte | 1 | ||||
| Bob Greenberg | 1 | ||||
| Marni Penning | 1 | ||||
| Chala Savino | 1 | ||||
| 64 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
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