| Cold Opening | Fox News Ukrainian Invasion Celebration Spectacular |
| Mikey Day | ... | Donald Trump Jr.#23 |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | operator |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Laura Ingraham#6 Live |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Tucker Carlson#3 Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Kimberly Guilfoyle#2 |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Steven Seagal |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | operator |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#4 Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | operator |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |