| Sketch | Hello Kitty |
| Keke Palmer | ... | Claire |
| Natasha Lyonne | ||
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Spider-Man |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Statue of Liberty |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | firefighter |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Rosebud |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Phillip |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Rick |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | construction worker |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Janine |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | guy |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Willa |
| Devon Walker | ... | MTA worker |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |