| Cold Opening | Wolverines |
| Musical Performance | "Nothing From Nothing" |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Guest Performance | “Mighty Mouse” |
| Musical Performance | "At Seventeen" |
| Show | Victims Of Shark Bite |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Film | The Impossible Truth |
| Film | Show Us Your Guns |
| Musical Performance | "Fancy Lady" |
| Sketch | Home Securities |
| Musical Performance | "In The Winter" |
| Cold Opening | Wolverines |
| John Belushi | ... | student |
| Chevy Chase | ... | director Live |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | professor |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | juror |
| John Belushi | ... | juror |
| Chevy Chase | ... | attorney |
| George Coe | ... | judge |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Ms. Davis |
| Garrett Morris | ... | attorney |
| Gilda Radner | ... | juror |
| Tom Davis | ... | juror |
| Neil Levy | ... | juror |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Bee Hospital |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | bee |
| John Belushi | ... | bee |
| Chevy Chase | ... | bee |
| George Coe | ... | bee |
| Jane Curtin | ... | nurse |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bee |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | bee |
| Gilda Radner | ... | nurse |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | student |
| Chevy Chase | ... | student |
| George Coe | ... | instructor |
| Jane Curtin | ... | instructor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | student |
| Laraine Newman | ... | student |
| Gilda Radner | ... | housewife |
| Tom Schiller | ... | student |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | student |
| Film | Show Us Your Guns |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | bridesmaid |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Gilda Radner | ... | bridesmaid |
| Tom Davis | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | woman |
| Al Franken | ... | guest |
| Tom Schiller | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | priest |
| Gary Weis | ... | robber |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | robber |
| Sketch | Home Securities |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Kenny Vorstrather |
| John Belushi | ... | Ed Kromer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Harvey Morgomaster |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Kromer |
| Musical Performance | "Nothing From Nothing" |
| Cold Opening | Wolverines |
| John Belushi | ... | student |
| Chevy Chase | ... | director Live |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | professor |
| Musical Performance | "Nothing From Nothing" |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | juror |
| John Belushi | ... | juror |
| Chevy Chase | ... | attorney |
| George Coe | ... | judge |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Ms. Davis |
| Garrett Morris | ... | attorney |
| Gilda Radner | ... | juror |
| Tom Davis | ... | juror |
| Neil Levy | ... | juror |
| Richard Belzer | ... | juror |
| Show | Victims Of Shark Bite |
| John Belushi | ... | Martin Gresner |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Phyllis Crawford |
♬Bobby Darin - "Mack the Knife"
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Bee Hospital |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | bee |
| John Belushi | ... | bee |
| Chevy Chase | ... | bee |
| George Coe | ... | bee |
| Jane Curtin | ... | nurse |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bee |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | bee |
| Gilda Radner | ... | nurse |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jacqueline Carlin | ... | student |
| Wendell Craig | ... | spokesperson |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | student |
| Chevy Chase | ... | student |
| George Coe | ... | instructor |
| Jane Curtin | ... | instructor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | student |
| Laraine Newman | ... | student |
| Gilda Radner | ... | housewife |
| Tom Schiller | ... | student |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | student |
| Film | Show Us Your Guns |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | bridesmaid |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Gilda Radner | ... | bridesmaid |
| Tom Davis | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | woman |
| Al Franken | ... | guest |
| Tom Schiller | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | priest |
| Gary Weis | ... | robber |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | robber |
♬"William Tell Overture"
| Musical Performance | "Fancy Lady" |
| Sketch | Home Securities |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Kenny Vorstrather |
| John Belushi | ... | Ed Kromer#1 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Harvey Morgomaster |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Kromer#1 |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| George Carlin | 4 | ||||
| Janis Ian | 2 | ||||
| Billy Preston | 2 | ||||
| Valri Bromfield | 1 | ||||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 1 | ||||
| Andy Kaufman | 1 | ||||
| Steve Beckmeier | 2 | ||||
| Tony Maiden | 2 | ||||
| Alvin Taylor | 2 | ||||
| Truman Thomas | 2 | ||||
| Bobby Watson | 2 | ||||
| Syreeta Wright | 1 | ||||
| Jacqueline Carlin | 2 | ||||
| Wendell Craig | 1 | ||||
| Sidney Davis | 1 | ||||
| Clifford Einstein | 1 | ||||
| Paul Simon | 1 | ||||
| Albert Brooks | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andrew Duncan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marvin Miller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 5 | ||||
| John Belushi | 5 | 1 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 7 | ||||
| George Coe | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 4 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Audrey Peart Dickman | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 2 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Gary Weis | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Richard Belzer | 1 | ||||
| 88 | 2 | 7 |