"I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not."

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

"Here now the news. Our top story tonight."

"That's the news. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

"Good night and watch out."

"Good night and good news."

"Good evening. What can I tell you?"

"That's the news, and I am outta here."

"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."

"That's my story and I'm stickin' to it."

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."