Weekend Update

1975-1977
Chevy Chase

1975-1976

"I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not."

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Jane Curtin

1976-1977

"Here now the news. Our top story tonight."

"That's the news. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Angry Commentary
The Blaine Motel
Dr. Garrett Morris
News For The Hard Of Hearing
Audrey Peart Dickman
Baba Wawa
Debbie Doody
Emily Litella
Ed Ames
Jimmy Carter
Johnny Carson
Lillian Carter
Muhammad Ali
Olga Korbut