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Joke: Mitch McConnell

105.11.2019

Always looks like he's watching a man slowly drown

212.21.2019

Fresh off his cameo in the new Star Wars movie

301.25.2020

Calmly watching an orphanage burn

410.03.2020

Calmly watching an injured puppy try to cross a busy highway

510.24.2020

After physically fighting death

612.19.2020

Calmly watching a school bus stall on some railroad tracks

702.06.2021

Ignoring a toddler who fell through the ice

803.27.2021

Authorizing the vet to put his kid's dog to sleep

904.10.2021

Watching a child get into a stranger's van

1005.15.2021

Watching a poor family get evicted on Christmas Eve

1105.22.2021

At the demolition of a children's hospital

1210.09.2021

Watching a child fall into the gorilla enclosure

1301.15.2022

Losing the battle with his breakfast burrito

1401.29.2022

Learning that Betty White has died

1504.09.2022

Watching the Oscars in memoriam package

1605.14.2022

Watching a shelter dog get passed up for adoption

1710.15.2022

Watching someone get injured at the Special Olympics

1810.28.2023

Watching the bank foreclose on a single mother

1912.09.2023

Bringing peanuts into a preschool cafeteria

2003.02.2024

Catching up on news from the Middle East

2103.02.2024

Walking out of a theater after watching "12 Years a Slave" / After rearranging a blind woman's furniture / Watching a single mother sell her blood for diaper money

2204.13.2024

Being told a black woman made a country album

2312.14.2024

Watching a gust of wind blow away a homeless man's lottery ticket