| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Michael Che |
Joke: Mitch McConnellCatching up on news from the Middle East | |
| Colin Jost |
Joke: Mitch McConnellWalking out of a theater after watching "12 Years a Slave" / After rearranging a blind woman's furniture / Watching a single mother sell her blood for diaper money | |
| Heidi Gardner | ... |
Woman Who Is Aging Gracefully Tips for having confidence at any age |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Charlotte /the pregnant stingray |