| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Colin Jost |
Joke: Mitch McConnellBringing peanuts into a preschool cafeteria | |
| Marcello Hernández |
Commentary on men and depression | |
| Chloe Fineman |
Demonstrates a sexy dance to give your partner | |
| Devon Walker | ... | Derek |
| Julia Stiles |