| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Colin Jost |
Joke: Mitch McConnellWatching someone get injured at the Special Olympics | |
| Chloe Fineman | ... |
Debbie Hole Commentary on their concerns with "Hocus Pocus 2" |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Stacey Bussy |
| Devon Walker |
Commentary on living in NYC |