| Sketch | The Engagement |
| Music Video | Get That Boy Back |
| Sketch | Can't Tonight |
| Show | NewsNation “Beavis & Butt-Head” |
| Musical Performance | "White Horse" |
| Sketch | Doctor “Cookie Crumbles” |
| Musical Performance | "Mountains Of My Mind" |
| Sketch | Erin Brockovich |
| Cold Opening |
| Mikey Day | ... | Special Agent Fitzsimmons Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | girl Live |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Dr. Papp Live |
| Music Video | Get That Boy Back |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | girl |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | mother |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Kayla |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | guy |
| Chloe Troast | ... | Ginny |
| Devon Walker | ... | guy |
| Show | NewsNation “Beavis & Butt-Head” |
| Mikey Day | ... | Jeff |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Dale Gribble |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Patricia Faulkner |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Bobbi Moore |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Hank Hill |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Professor Norman Hemming |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Boomhauer |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Bill Dauterive |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | audience member |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Colin Jost |
Joke: Mitch McConnellBeing told a black woman made a country album | |
| Michael Longfellow |
Commentary on male weaponized incompetence |
| Sketch | Doctor “Cookie Crumbles” |
| Mikey Day | ... | grandpa |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | son |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | mother |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | father |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | relative |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Dr. Please |
| Molly Kearney | ... | nurse |
| Chloe Troast | ... | daughter |
| Devon Walker | ... | relative |
| Sketch | Erin Brockovich |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Erin |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Roland |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | NewsNation “Beavis & Butt-Head” |
| Denise Ashlynd | ... | audience member |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | audience member |
| Keo Nozari | ... | audience member |
| Jillian Sayegh | ... | audience member |
| Cold Opening |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | Todd#3 Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Colleen Rafferty#8 Live |
| Mikey Day | ... | Special Agent Fitzsimmons#3 Live |
| Cold Opening |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | Todd#3 Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Colleen Rafferty#8 Live |
| Mikey Day | ... | Special Agent Fitzsimmons#3 Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | girl Live |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Dr. Papp Live |
| Sketch | The Engagement |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | Harrison |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Brad |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Liz |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Aubrey |
| Music Video | Get That Boy Back |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | The Shredder |
| Chris Stapleton | ... | guy |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | girl |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | mother |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Kayla |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | guy |
| Chloe Troast | ... | Ginny |
| Devon Walker | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Can't Tonight |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | guy |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | waitress |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | guy |
| Show | NewsNation “Beavis & Butt-Head” |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | Dean |
| Mikey Day | ... | Jeff |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Dale Gribble |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Patricia Faulkner |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Bobbi Moore |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Hank Hill |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Professor Norman Hemming |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Boomhauer |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Bill Dauterive |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | audience member |
| Denise Ashlynd | ... | audience member |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | audience member |
| Keo Nozari | ... | audience member |
| Jillian Sayegh | ... | audience member |
⁕Someone is heard on a hot mic during Heidi Gardner's introduction. Consequently, this portion is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Colin Jost |
Joke: Mitch McConnellBeing told a black woman made a country album | |
| Michael Longfellow |
Commentary on male weaponized incompetence | |
| Caitlin Clark |
Responds to Michael's jokes about women's sports |
| Sketch | Doctor “Cookie Crumbles” |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | Jeffrey Thank You |
| Mikey Day | ... | grandpa |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | son |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | mother |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | father |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | relative |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Dr. Please#2 |
| Molly Kearney | ... | nurse |
| Chloe Troast | ... | daughter |
| Devon Walker | ... | relative |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Ryan Gosling holds the camcorder backwards, and Molly Kearney accidentally hits Bowen Yang's foot with the wheelchair.
| Sketch | Erin Brockovich |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | George |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Erin |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Roland |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ryan Gosling | 8 | 1 | |||
| Chris Stapleton | 3 | ||||
| Emily Blunt | 1 | ||||
| Caitlin Clark | 1 | ||||
| Kate McKinnon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Morgane Stapleton | 1 | ||||
| Michael Che | 1 | ||||
| Mikey Day | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Andrew Dismukes | 3 | ||||
| Chloe Fineman | 4 | ||||
| Heidi Gardner | 3 | ||||
| James Austin Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Punkie Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Ego Nwodim | 2 | ||||
| Sarah Sherman | 2 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | ||||
| Bowen Yang | 2 | 1 | |||
| Marcello Hernández | 2 | ||||
| Molly Kearney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Michael Longfellow | 3 | ||||
| Chloe Troast | 2 | ||||
| Devon Walker | 2 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Denise Ashlynd | 1 | ||||
| Cristina Duarte | 1 | ||||
| Keo Nozari | 1 | ||||
| Jillian Sayegh | 1 | ||||
| 60 | 4 | 2 | 1 |