| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Colin Jost |
Joke: Mitch McConnellFresh off his cameo in the new Star Wars movie | |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Gumby#9 |
| Chris Kelly | ||
| Pete Davidson |
Commentary on dating and going to rehab | |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Gary Richardson | ... | cue card holder |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jeanine Pirro#9 |