| Cold Opening | Ford Speech |
| Sketch | CIA Department of Records |
| Musical Performance | "What a Difference a Day Makes" |
| Sketch | Irk The Turk |
| Miscellaneous | Feminine Talk |
| Film | Super Season |
| Show | Midnight Probe |
| Miscellaneous | Lovers |
| Sketch | Crank Call |
| Musical Performance | "I Can Stand a Little Rain" |
| Cold Opening | Ford Speech |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "What a Difference a Day Makes" |
| Sketch | Jaws II |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sheriff Brady |
| John Belushi | ... | Matt Cooper |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark |
| Jane Curtin | ... | victim |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Jehovah's witness |
| Laraine Newman | ... | victim |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim |
| Don Pardo | ... | radio anchorman Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Jane Curtin |
Editorial on federal aid to NYC | |
| Garrett Morris |
| Musical Performance | "I Can Stand a Little Rain" |
| Film | Super Season |
| Pervis Atkins | ... | Dr. M. Bowman |
| Rene Auberjonois | ... | Mr. Roberts |
| Albert Brooks | ... | Bob |
| Dabbs Greer | ... | owner |
| Kay Lenz | ... | Susan |
| Kathleen Miller | ... | Cathy |
| Cold Opening | Ford Speech |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "What a Difference a Day Makes" |
| Sketch | Jaws II |
| Candice Bergen | ... | victim |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sheriff Brady |
| John Belushi | ... | Matt Cooper |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark |
| Jane Curtin | ... | victim |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Jehovah's witness |
| Laraine Newman | ... | victim |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim |
| Don Pardo | ... | radio anchorman Voice |
♬"Jaws" Theme
| Commercial |
| Sam Freed | ... | son |
⁕The original broadcast of this commercial parody upset The Gay Activists Alliance. Consequently, it is replaced with "Triopenin" in some reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Jane Curtin |
Editorial on federal aid to NYC | |
| Garrett Morris |
| Sketch | Irk The Turk |
| Candice Bergen | ||
| John Belushi | ... | king |
| Garrett Morris | ... | guard |
| Neil Levy | ... | guard |
| Film | Super Season |
| Pervis Atkins | ... | Dr. M. Bowman |
| Rene Auberjonois | ... | Mr. Roberts |
| Albert Brooks | ... | Bob |
| Dabbs Greer | ... | owner |
| Kay Lenz | ... | Susan |
| Kathleen Miller | ... | Cathy |
| Lisa Hartman | ... | nurse |
| Musical Performance | "I Can Stand a Little Rain" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candice Bergen | 7 | 1 | |||
| Esther Phillips | 2 | ||||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 1 | ||||
| Andy Kaufman | 1 | ||||
| Pervis Atkins | 1 | ||||
| Rene Auberjonois | 1 | ||||
| Albert Brooks | 1 | ||||
| Jacqueline Carlin | 1 | ||||
| Andrew Duncan | 1 | ||||
| Sam Freed | 1 | ||||
| Dabbs Greer | 1 | ||||
| Kay Lenz | 1 | ||||
| Kathleen Miller | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | |||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| George Coe | |||||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 2 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 2 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 2 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 2 | ||||
| Lisa Hartman | 1 | ||||
| 72 | 3 | 2 | 5 |