| Cold Opening | Bomb Squad |
| Sketch | Utah Prison “Kill All The Whities” |
| Musical Performance | "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" |
| Show | Table Talk |
| Film | The Paramount Novelty Store |
| Sketch | Sonny & Cher |
| Miscellaneous | Gilda & Scred |
| Musical Performance | "Lonely Night" |
| Show | Backstage Banter |
| Miscellaneous | Lovers |
| Sketch | Operating Room |
| Sketch | Gospel Truth |
| Miscellaneous | Bomb Squad Redux |
| Cold Opening | Bomb Squad |
| John Belushi | ||
| Chevy Chase | ... | bomb expert Live |
| George Coe | ... | husband |
| Garrett Morris | ... | police officer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | wife |
| Sketch | Utah Prison “Kill All The Whities” |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Boyd Norman |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Clyde Sankue |
| George Coe | ... | warden |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Gary Johnson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Ms. Thompson |
| Neil Levy | ... | guard |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guard |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | pianist |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | traveler |
| Chevy Chase | ... | customs officer |
| Jane Curtin | ... | friend |
| Garrett Morris | ... | passenger |
| Gilda Radner | ... | traveler |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Tom Schiller | ... | doorman |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from Times Square on abortion | |
| Garrett Morris | ... | passerby |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on saving Soviet jewelry |
| Alan Zweibel |
News For The Wet |
| Sketch | Operating Room |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | surgeon |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patient |
| Laraine Newman | ... | surgeon |
| Neil Levy | ... | surgeon |
| Tom Schiller | ... | surgeon |
| Cold Opening | Bomb Squad |
| John Belushi | ||
| Chevy Chase | ... | bomb expert Live |
| George Coe | ... | husband |
| Garrett Morris | ... | police officer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | wife |
⁕The pie accidentally slips from John Belushi's hand before it hits Chevy Chase in the face, leaving only a small bit of cream on his nose. The sequence is redone correctly at the end of the episode with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's help.
| Sketch | Utah Prison “Kill All The Whities” |
| Peter Cook | ... | Mr. Maury |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Boyd Norman |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis#1 |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Clyde Sankue |
| George Coe | ... | warden |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Gary Johnson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Ms. Thompson |
| Neil Levy | ... | guard |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guard |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | pianist |
| Commercial |
| Dudley Moore | ... | Canadian / Spaniard / Russian / Tahitian |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | traveler |
| Chevy Chase | ... | customs officer |
| Jane Curtin | ... | friend |
| Garrett Morris | ... | passenger |
| Gilda Radner | ... | traveler |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Tom Schiller | ... | doorman |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from Times Square on abortion | |
| Garrett Morris | ... | passerby |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella#4
Editorial on saving Soviet jewelry |
| Alan Zweibel |
News For The Wet |
| Film | The Paramount Novelty Store |
| Sketch | Operating Room |
| Dudley Moore | ... | Dr. Collins |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | surgeon |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patient |
| Laraine Newman | ... | surgeon |
| Neil Levy | ... | surgeon |
| Tom Schiller | ... | surgeon |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Peter Cook | 6 | ||||
| Dudley Moore | 7 | ||||
| Neil Sedaka | 2 | ||||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 1 | ||||
| Abbie Hoffman | 1 | ||||
| Jacqueline Carlin | 1 | ||||
| Bill Wendell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 3 | ||||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 6 | ||||
| George Coe | 2 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 2 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | 1 | |||
| Neil Levy | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 3 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 59 | 2 | 3 |