| Cold Opening | Chevy's Repeat Fall |
| Sketch | Hearing Test |
| Sketch | Dead Delivery Boy |
| Show | Vacationland Adventure |
| Miscellaneous | Dyan's Dream |
| Musical Performance | "Satisfy You" |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Sketch | Funeral |
| Miscellaneous | Dyan's Dream |
| Film | Niagara Falls |
| Sketch | Marine |
| Musical Performance | "Daylight" |
| Musical Sketch | Johnny Angel |
| Miscellaneous | Dyan's Dream |
| Film | The Hub-Cap Thief |
| Sketch | Hearing Test |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | robber |
| John Belushi | ... | robber |
| Jane Curtin | ... | student |
| Garrett Morris | ... | student |
| Gilda Radner | ... | student |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on Howard Hughes' will | |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Maynard Spees |
| Garrett Morris |
| Sketch | Marine |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | general |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Rick Duncan |
| Garrett Morris | ... | marine |
| Neil Levy | ... | marine |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Sketch | Johnny Angel |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Hell's Angel |
| John Belushi | ... | father |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Hell's Angel |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hell's Angel |
| Gilda Radner | ... | mother |
| Sketch | Hearing Test |
| Dyan Cannon | ... | instructor |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | robber |
| John Belushi | ... | robber |
| Jane Curtin | ... | student |
| Garrett Morris | ... | student |
| Gilda Radner | ... | student |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on Howard Hughes' will | |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Maynard Spees |
| Garrett Morris |
| Sketch | Funeral |
| Dyan Cannon | ... | relative |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | relative |
| Chevy Chase | ... | eulogist |
| Gilda Radner | ... | relative |
| Miscellaneous | Dyan's Dream |
| Dyan Cannon | ||
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | hooker |
| Gilda Radner | ... | hooker |
| Film | Niagara Falls |
| Sketch | Marine |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | general |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Rick Duncan |
| Garrett Morris | ... | marine |
| Neil Levy | ... | marine |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Sketch | Johnny Angel |
| Dyan Cannon | ... | daughter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Hell's Angel |
| John Belushi | ... | father |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Hell's Angel |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hell's Angel |
| Gilda Radner | ... | mother |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dyan Cannon | 10 | ||||
| Leon & Mary Russell | 2 | ||||
| Buck Henry | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 8 | ||||
| John Belushi | 7 | 1 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 8 | ||||
| George Coe | |||||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | |||||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| 61 | 2 | 3 |