| Cold Opening | Entourage |
| Musical Performance | "Shower the People" |
| Sketch | Muppet Morgue |
| Musical Performance | "Road Runner" |
| Sketch | Tess |
| Musical Performance | "Sweet Baby James" |
| Film | Judith Beasley |
| Show | Women in Literature |
| Film | Taylor Mead |
| Musical Performance | "The Antler Dance" |
| Cold Opening | Entourage |
| Chevy Chase | Live | |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Gilda Radner | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | friend |
| Joe Dicso | Voice | |
| Karen Roston | ... | Countess Alexandra |
| Gary Weis | ... | Joe |
| Show |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| John Belushi | ... | Tom Burke |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Liz Montgomery |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Earl Roland |
| Tom Davis | ... | Tommy Bell |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| John Belushi | ... | Paul Rutherford /manager |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Comment on five crustaceans hijacking an airplane |
| Film | Judith Beasley |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | shopper |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | basketball player |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | shopper |
| Weekend Update |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Comment on five crustaceans hijacking an airplane |
| Cold Opening | Entourage |
| Lily Tomlin | ||
| Chevy Chase | Live | |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Gilda Radner | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | friend |
| Joe Dicso | Voice | |
| Karen Roston | ... | Countess Alexandra |
| Gary Weis | ... | Joe |
| Show |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Ruth Clusen |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| John Belushi | ... | Tom Burke |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Liz Montgomery |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Earl Roland |
| Tom Davis | ... | Tommy Bell |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Because of improper padding, Chevy Chase injured his privates while performing the fall in this sketch during dress rehearsal. He continued to perform in this episode, but was hospitalized for the next two episodes, in which he only appeared via telephone.
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| John Belushi | ... | Paul Rutherford /manager |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Comment on five crustaceans hijacking an airplane |
| Film | Judith Beasley |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Judith Beasley |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | shopper |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | basketball player |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | shopper |
| Musical Performance | "The Antler Dance" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lily Tomlin | 9 | 3 | 1 | ||
| James Taylor | 5 | ||||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 1 | ||||
| David Sanborn | 1 | ||||
| The Section | 2 | ||||
| Taylor Mead | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 1 | ||||
| Gary Weis | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| 66 | 4 | 4 | 4 |