| Cold Opening | Halloween Jaws |
| Show | Not For First Ladies Only |
| Miscellaneous | Roots |
| Musical Performance | "Life is a Carnival", "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down", "Stage Fright" |
| Sketch | The OintMENt |
| Film | It's Halloween Tonight |
| Miscellaneous | Houdini's Grave |
| Miscellaneous | Houdini's Grave |
| Musical Performance | "Georgia" |
| Cold Opening | Halloween Jaws |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark Live |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim |
| Sketch | Samurai Stockbroker |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Gilda Radner | ... | secretary Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Not For First Ladies Only |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Rosalynn Carter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Baba Wawa |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Joe Morgan |
| Bruce McCall | ... | Anthony Lewis |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Elizabeth Cummings |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Roger Smith |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jane Curtin |
People In The News | |
| Chevy Chase |
| Musical Performance | "Life is a Carnival", "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down", "Stage Fright" |
| Sketch | The OintMENt |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Father Gorgenhaven |
| John Belushi | ... | Damian |
| Chevy Chase | ... | photographer |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Baylock |
| Musical Performance | "Life is a Carnival", "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down", "Stage Fright" |
| Musical Performance | "Life is a Carnival", "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down", "Stage Fright" |
| Cold Opening | Halloween Jaws |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark Live |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim |
| Sketch | Samurai Stockbroker |
| Buck Henry | ... | Mr. Dantley |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Gilda Radner | ... | secretary Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕John Belushi accidentally slashes Buck Henry's forehead as he breaks down a wall with his sword. His injury is tended to while the next two sketches are performed.
| Show | Not For First Ladies Only |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Rosalynn Carter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Baba Wawa |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Buck Henry | ... | moderator |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Joe Morgan |
| Bruce McCall | ... | Anthony Lewis |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Elizabeth Cummings |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Roger Smith |
⁕Buck has a large bandage over the cut on his forehead. He wears it for the remainder of the episode, and various cast members wear similar bandages as a running joke.
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jane Curtin |
People In The News | |
| Chevy Chase |
| Musical Performance | "Life is a Carnival", "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down", "Stage Fright" |
| Sketch | The OintMENt |
| Buck Henry | ... | Ambassador Thorn |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Father Gorgenhaven |
| John Belushi | ... | Damian |
| Chevy Chase | ... | photographer |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Baylock |
| Musical Performance | "Georgia" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buck Henry | 7 | 1 | |||
| The Band | 2 | ||||
| Randy Brecker | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Howard Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 2 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 2 | ||||
| Bruce McCall | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 2 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | 1 | |||
| 53 | 4 | 7 | 6 |