| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Musical Performance | "Nur Wer Die Sehnsucht" |
| Show | Celebrity Weightlifting |
| Musical Performance | "You Really Got Me", "All Day and All of the Night", "A Well Respected Man", "Lola" |
| Miscellaneous | Broadway Baby |
| Sketch | Plug |
| Film | New Orleans Soul Food Restaurant |
| Game Show | Hollywood Bingo |
| Film | From The Big Orange To The Big Apple |
| Sketch | Roots II |
| Musical Performance | "Sleepwalker" |
| Sketch | Lovers |
| Show | Celebrity Weightlifting |
| John Belushi | ... | Vasiliy Alekseyev |
| Bill Murray | ... | reporter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jackie Onassis |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from the president's flying command post | |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Major General Robert Lazette |
| Miscellaneous | Broadway Baby |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Gilda Radner | ||
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Game Show | Hollywood Bingo |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Vincent Price |
| John Belushi | ... | Robert Blake |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Rose Marie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Hal Linden |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy Duncan |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Charo |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Woody Allen's sister |
| Tom Davis | ... | Cy Blickman |
| Jim Downey | ... | celebrity |
| Al Franken | ... | George Jessel |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | celebrity |
| Howard Johnson | ... | celebrity |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | Steffy Hellers |
| Franne Lee | ... | Fern Hurtman |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Sonja Bordva |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | Garth Luntro |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Karen Roston | ... | Joanie from next door |
| Alan P. Rubin | ... | celebrity |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Trink Mexico |
| Howard Shore | ... | Tia Libra |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Sister Mary Margaret Mary |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Harold Giblan |
| Sketch | Roots II |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Lenny Gutman |
| John Belushi | ... | Jerry |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Alex Haley |
| Bill Murray | ... | slave |
| Laraine Newman | ... | lady |
| Anne Beatts | ... | lady |
| Tom Davis | ... | gentleman |
| Al Franken | ... | slave |
| Tom Schiller | ... | gentleman |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | lady |
| Musical Performance | "You Really Got Me", "All Day and All of the Night", "A Well Respected Man", "Lola" |
| Film | From The Big Orange To The Big Apple |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Crystal |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Ernestine |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | guy |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Judith Beasley |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | passenger |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Susie |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | teenager |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Tess DiSenzo |
| Film | From The Big Orange To The Big Apple |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Ernestine |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Judith Beasley |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Susie |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | teenager |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Tess DiSenzo |
| Game Show | Hollywood Bingo |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Farrah Fawcett |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Vincent Price |
| John Belushi | ... | Robert Blake |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Rose Marie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Hal Linden |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy Duncan |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Charo |
| Al Franken | ... | George Jessel |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch |
| Steve Martin | ... | Eli Turnbull |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Beldar Conehead |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Prymaat Conehead |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Connie Conehead |
| Show | Celebrity Weightlifting |
| John Belushi | ... | Vasiliy Alekseyev |
| Bill Murray | ... | reporter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jackie Onassis |
| Musical Performance | "You Really Got Me", "All Day and All of the Night", "A Well Respected Man", "Lola" |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from the president's flying command post | |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Major General Robert Lazette |
| Miscellaneous | Broadway Baby |
| Steve Martin | ||
| Lily Tomlin | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Gilda Radner | ||
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Plug |
| Steve Martin | ... | doctor |
| John Belushi | ... | Buddy |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Kathy |
| Bill Murray | ... | father |
| Game Show | Hollywood Bingo |
| Steve Martin | ... | Gern Blanston |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Farrah Fawcett |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Vincent Price |
| John Belushi | ... | Robert Blake |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Rose Marie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Hal Linden |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy Duncan |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Charo |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Woody Allen's sister |
| Tom Davis | ... | Cy Blickman |
| Jim Downey | ... | celebrity |
| Al Franken | ... | George Jessel |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | celebrity |
| Howard Johnson | ... | celebrity |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | Steffy Hellers |
| Franne Lee | ... | Fern Hurtman |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Sonja Bordva |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | Garth Luntro |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Karen Roston | ... | Joanie from next door |
| Alan P. Rubin | ... | celebrity |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Trink Mexico |
| Howard Shore | ... | Tia Libra |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Sister Mary Margaret Mary |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Harold Giblan |
| Film | From The Big Orange To The Big Apple |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Crystal |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Ernestine |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | guy |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Judith Beasley |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | passenger |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Susie |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | teenager |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Tess DiSenzo |
| Sketch | Roots II |
| Steve Martin | ... | owner |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Lenny Gutman |
| John Belushi | ... | Jerry |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Alex Haley |
| Bill Murray | ... | slave |
| Laraine Newman | ... | lady |
| Anne Beatts | ... | lady |
| Tom Davis | ... | gentleman |
| Al Franken | ... | slave |
| Tom Schiller | ... | gentleman |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | lady |
⁕This sketch was originally planned for the Mardi Gras special, but was cut for time.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 8 | ||||
| The Kinks | 2 | ||||
| Lily Tomlin | 3 | 5 | 1 | ||
| Buster Holmes | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | 2 | |||
| Bill Murray | 5 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 2 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 3 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Franne Lee | 1 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 3 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 78 | 8 | 12 | 2 |