| Cold Opening | The Trial Of Lee Harry Oswald |
| Miscellaneous | Anyone Can Host |
| Sketch | Bianca Jagger And Three Or Four Of Her Close Personal Friends |
| Musical Performance | "Queen Bee" |
| Film | The Acid Generation: Where Are They Now? |
| Musical Sketch | Silver Balls & Golden Pins |
| Sketch | Reverse Discrimination |
| Film | Autumn in New York |
| Sketch | Hercules |
| Sketch | Phone Call |
| Cold Opening | The Trial Of Lee Harry Oswald |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | reporter |
| John Belushi | ... | pie thrower |
| Bill Murray | ... | Lee Harry Oswald Live |
| Jim Downey | ... | reporter |
| Al Franken | ... | reporter |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guard |
| Neil Levy | ... | reporter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | reporter |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | reporter |
| Show | Bad Opera |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis /Thunder Sturum |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hal Evans /Schwartz Sturum |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Fosphos The Lightning Bringer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie Schrimpton /trout maiden |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Terri Schrimpton /trout maiden |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | doctor |
| Sketch | Bianca Jagger And Three Or Four Of Her Close Personal Friends |
| John Belushi | ... | Truman Capote |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Grace Kelly |
| Bill Murray | ... | narrator |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Margaret Trudeau |
| Weekend Update |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... | The NBC Dancing N |
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer ReviewMarie Osmond |
| Sketch | Reverse Discrimination |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Dean Archer |
| John Belushi | ... | Craig Baker |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Emmett |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ross Jamal |
| Bill Murray | ... | Frank |
| Howard Johnson | ... | Ahmed |
| Bert Jones | ... | Malcolm |
| Sketch | Hercules |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ross |
| John Belushi | ... | Hercules |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Rompulus |
| Bill Murray | ... | Barney |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Hercules' wife |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | Bobby |
| Show | Bad Opera |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis /Thunder Sturum |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Fosphos The Lightning Bringer |
| Sketch | Bianca Jagger And Three Or Four Of Her Close Personal Friends |
| Cold Opening | The Trial Of Lee Harry Oswald |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | reporter |
| John Belushi | ... | pie thrower |
| Bill Murray | ... | Lee Harry Oswald Live |
| Jim Downey | ... | reporter |
| Al Franken | ... | reporter |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guard |
| Neil Levy | ... | reporter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | reporter |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | reporter |
| Andy Murphy | ... | deputy |
| Commercial |
| Bill Murray | ... | spokesperson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | waitress |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
♬Carly Simon - "Anticipation"
| Show | Bad Opera |
| Madeline Kahn | ... | Tina Pivnik /Mazda |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis /Thunder Sturum |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hal Evans /Schwartz Sturum |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Fosphos The Lightning Bringer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie Schrimpton /trout maiden |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Terri Schrimpton /trout maiden |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | doctor |
♬Leonard Pennario - "March of the Lunatics"
| Sketch | Bianca Jagger And Three Or Four Of Her Close Personal Friends |
| Madeline Kahn | ... | Bianca Jagger |
| John Belushi | ... | Truman Capote |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Grace Kelly |
| Bill Murray | ... | narrator |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Margaret Trudeau |
| Film | The Acid Generation: Where Are They Now? |
| Weekend Update |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... | The NBC Dancing N |
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer ReviewMarie Osmond |
| Sketch | Reverse Discrimination |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Dean Archer |
| John Belushi | ... | Craig Baker |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Emmett |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ross Jamal |
| Bill Murray | ... | Frank |
| Howard Johnson | ... | Ahmed |
| Bert Jones | ... | Malcolm |
| Sketch | Hercules |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ross |
| John Belushi | ... | Hercules |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Rompulus |
| Bill Murray | ... | Barney |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Hercules' wife |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | Bobby |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Madeline Kahn | 7 | 1 | |||
| Taj Mahal | 1 | ||||
| Barry Humphries | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 1 | |||
| John Belushi | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 8 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 2 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 2 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 62 | 4 | 4 | 4 |