| Miscellaneous | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | Stoned |
| Sketch | Christmas Story |
| Musical Performance | "Watching the Detectives" |
| Sketch | Sartresky & Hutch |
| Show | E. Buzz Miller's Art Classics |
| Sketch | Girlfriend |
| Sketch | Wino Santa |
| Sketch | Mr. Mike's Coral Waters Cafe |
| Musical Performance | "Radio Radio" |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Steve Larne |
| John Belushi | ... | Charlie Glatt |
| Bill Murray | ... | guy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | spokesperson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | girl |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Christmas Story |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | doctor |
| John Belushi | ... | Robert |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Helen |
| Weekend Update |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer Review"Miracle on 34th Street" | |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Commentary on the "sst" landing in New York |
| Sketch | Sartresky & Hutch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jean-Paul Sartresky |
| John Belushi | ... | Hutch |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Gwen Kramer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | police chief |
| Bill Murray | ... | Rusty Kramer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Tanya |
| Tom Schiller | ... | police officer |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | police officer |
| Show | E. Buzz Miller's Art Classics |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | E. Buzz Miller |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Christy Christina |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Wino Santa |
| Bill Murray | ... | Santa |
| Gilda Radner | ... | girl |
| Lee Mayman | ... | boy |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | girl |
| Sketch | Mr. Mike's Coral Waters Cafe |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Michael O'Donoghue | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | sailor |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | Fingers |
| Weekend Update |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Commentary on the "sst" landing in New York |
| Show | E. Buzz Miller's Art Classics |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Steve Larne |
| John Belushi | ... | Charlie Glatt |
| Bill Murray | ... | guy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | spokesperson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | girl |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Christmas Story |
| Miskel Spillman | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | doctor |
| John Belushi | ... | Robert |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Helen |
| Weekend Update |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer Review"Miracle on 34th Street" | |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Commentary on the "sst" landing in New York |
| Sketch | Sartresky & Hutch |
| Miskel Spillman | ... | Miskel Kramer |
| Buck Henry | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jean-Paul Sartresky |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Hutch |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Gwen Kramer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | police chief |
| Bill Murray | ... | Rusty Kramer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Tanya |
| Tom Schiller | ... | police officer |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | police officer |
| Show | E. Buzz Miller's Art Classics |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | E. Buzz Miller |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Christy Christina |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Girlfriend |
| Miskel Spillman | ... | Sharon |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | father |
| John Belushi | ... | Jeff |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Sketch | Wino Santa |
| Bill Murray | ... | Santa |
| Gilda Radner | ... | girl |
| Lee Mayman | ... | boy |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | girl |
| Sketch | Mr. Mike's Coral Waters Cafe |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Michael O'Donoghue | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | sailor |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | Fingers |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Miskel Spillman | 4 | ||||
| Elvis Costello | 2 | ||||
| Janine Baker | 1 | ||||
| Joe Franken (I) | 1 | ||||
| Phoebe Franken | 1 | ||||
| Buck Henry | 3 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| John Belushi | 5 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 2 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 6 | 1 | |||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| 56 | 3 | 1 | 6 |