| Miscellaneous | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | Nixon's Book |
| Sketch | Sodom Chamber of Commerce |
| Miscellaneous | Mr. Mike's Least-Loved Music |
| Musical Performance | "Space is the Place", "Space-Loneliness" |
| Cold Opening | Nixon's Book |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon Live |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Gerard Wagner |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Ron Quinn |
| Sketch | Nerd Prom |
| Sketch | Sodom Chamber of Commerce |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | sodomite |
| John Belushi | ... | Ashmore |
| Jane Curtin | ... | singer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | sodomite |
| Bill Murray | ... | Noab |
| Laraine Newman | ... | singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | singer |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | sodomite |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Voice Artist's RenderingDavid Berkowitz trial | |
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer Review"The Greek Tycoon" | |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Point/CounterpointJogging |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Stunt Puppy |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Gwen |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Roy |
| Bill Murray | ... | Brian Welles |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Tippy Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Cheryl |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Tommy |
| Show | Bad Conceptual Art |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Amos Hayley |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Elian Blazel |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Helen Trouva |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Nerd Prom |
| Buck Henry | ... | Marshall DiLaMuca#1 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner#4 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca#5 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner#5 |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George#3 |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete#3 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko#3 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy#3 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer#3 |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike#3 |
| Sketch | Stunt Puppy |
| Buck Henry | ... | Howard#2 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Gwen#2 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Brian Welles#2 |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Tommy#2 |
| Cold Opening | Nixon's Book |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon#8 Live |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Gerard Wagner |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Ron Quinn |
| Sketch | Nerd Prom |
| Buck Henry | ... | Marshall DiLaMuca#1 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner#4 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca#5 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner#5 |
| Sketch | Samurai T.V. Repairman |
| Buck Henry | ... | Mr. Dantley#5 |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba#14 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Sodom Chamber of Commerce |
| Buck Henry | ... | Abanasher |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | sodomite |
| John Belushi | ... | Ashmore |
| Jane Curtin | ... | singer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | sodomite |
| Bill Murray | ... | Noab |
| Laraine Newman | ... | singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | singer |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | sodomite |
| Andy Murphy | ... | sodomite |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Voice Artist's RenderingDavid Berkowitz trial | |
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer Review"The Greek Tycoon" | |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Point/CounterpointJogging |
| Sketch |
| Buck Henry | ... | Al |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George#3 |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete#3 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko#3 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy#3 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer#3 |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike#3 |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Stunt Puppy |
| Buck Henry | ... | Howard#2 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Gwen#2 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Roy |
| Bill Murray | ... | Brian Welles#2 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Tippy Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Cheryl |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Tommy#2 |
| Show | Bad Conceptual Art |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell#7 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Amos Hayley |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Elian Blazel |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Helen Trouva |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Leonard Pennario - "March of the Lunatics"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buck Henry | 7 | 3 | |||
| Sun Ra | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 3 | 2 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | 3 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 5 | 3 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | 2 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 5 | 5 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 18 | 1 | 7 |