| Cold Opening | Mr. Bill |
| Sketch | Blind Ambition |
| Musical Performance | "Married Men" |
| Musical Performance | "Martha" |
| Film | Clones Exist Now |
| Show | Not For Transsexuals Only |
| Cold Opening | Mr. Bill |
| John Belushi | Live | |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Heino Ripp | ||
| Walter Williams | ... | audience member |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Dave Wilson |
| Sketch | Blind Ambition |
| Musical Performance | "Married Men" |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Garrett Morris |
Commentary on a Rolling Stones lyric about black girls | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Larrimore |
| Garrett Morris | ... | police officer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Sketch |
| Buck Henry | ... | Uncle Roy |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Arthur |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Terri |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Tracy |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Sketch | Blind Ambition |
| Buck Henry | ... | John Dean |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Pat Nixon |
| Bill Murray | ... | David Eisenhower |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Julie Nixon |
| Cold Opening | Mr. Bill |
| John Belushi | Live | |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Heino Ripp | ||
| Walter Williams | ... | audience member |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Dave Wilson |
| Sketch | Samurai Bakery |
| Buck Henry | ... | Mr. Dantley |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Blind Ambition |
| Buck Henry | ... | John Dean |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Pat Nixon |
| Bill Murray | ... | David Eisenhower |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Julie Nixon |
| Musical Performance | "Married Men" |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Garrett Morris |
Commentary on a Rolling Stones lyric about black girls | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch |
| Buck Henry | ... | Uncle Roy |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Arthur |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Terri |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Tracy |
| Sketch |
| Buck Henry | ... | police officer |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Larrimore |
| Garrett Morris | ... | police officer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Show | Not For Transsexuals Only |
| Buck Henry | ... | Chris Randolph |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Joan Face |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Lynn Hagstrom |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buck Henry | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Bette Midler | 2 | ||||
| Luther Vandross | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 3 | 2 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 2 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | 2 | |||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Will Lee | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Heino Ripp | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Buddy Williams | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 2 | |||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | ||||
| 52 | 14 | 5 | 6 |