| Cold Opening | Nixon In New York |
| Sketch | Kennedy-Powell Debate |
| Sketch | The Incredible Man |
| Musical Performance | "Cars" |
| Sketch | Prison Recruiting |
| Sketch | All Time Radio |
| Sketch | The Subway Genie |
| Miscellaneous | Nixon In New York |
| Musical Performance | "Praying to the Aliens" |
| Miscellaneous | Nixon Residence |
| Cold Opening | Nixon In New York |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Kennedy-Powell Debate |
| Jane Curtin | ... | moderator |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Cavanaugh |
| Tom Davis | ... | Edgar Price |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Jody Powell |
| Tom Gammill | ... | citizen |
| Lee Mayman | ... | citizen |
| Sarah Paley | ... | citizen |
| Max Pross | ... | citizen |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | citizen |
| Sketch | The Incredible Man |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Gilda |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Oswald |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dad |
| Bill Murray | ... | mounty |
| Laraine Newman | ... | The Bad Lady of the Northeast |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jennifer |
| Harry Shearer | ... | The Incredible Man |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | hockey player |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | Pierre |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Report from the Nixon residence |
| Sketch | Prison Recruiting |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Matoose Rose |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mike Curb |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Laurie Schindler |
| Gilda Radner | ... | cheerleader |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Professor Clotworthy |
| Al Franken | ... | Roone Arledge |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Yvonne |
| Sarah Paley | ... | cheerleader |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | guard |
| Sketch | All Time Radio |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Lou Follet |
| Tom Davis | ... | caller Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | caller Voice |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | caller Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | caller Voice |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Peter Killing Voice |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | caller Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Margaret /caller Voice |
| Sketch | The Subway Genie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Curtis |
| Gilda Radner | ... | passenger |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | police officer |
| Al Franken | ... | police officer |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | passenger |
| Matt Neuman | ... | passenger |
| Max Pross | ... | passenger |
| Commercial |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Kramer |
| Bill Murray | ... | judge |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Mr. Kramer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | lawyer |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci#14
Report from the Nixon residence |
| Cold Opening | Nixon In New York |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci#13 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Kennedy-Powell Debate |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Mr. Burton |
| Jane Curtin | ... | moderator |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ted Kennedy#3 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Cavanaugh |
| Tom Davis | ... | Edgar Price |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Jody Powell |
| Tom Gammill | ... | citizen |
| Lee Mayman | ... | citizen |
| Sarah Paley | ... | citizen |
| Max Pross | ... | citizen |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | citizen |
| Sketch | The Incredible Man |
| Elliott Gould | ... | bear |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Uncle Barry |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Gilda |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Oswald |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dad |
| Bill Murray | ... | mounty |
| Laraine Newman | ... | The Bad Lady of the Northeast |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jennifer |
| Harry Shearer | ... | The Incredible Man |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | hockey player |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | Pierre |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci#14
Report from the Nixon residence |
| Sketch | Prison Recruiting |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Coach Edwards |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Matoose Rose |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mike Curb |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Laurie Schindler |
| Gilda Radner | ... | cheerleader |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Professor Clotworthy |
| Al Franken | ... | Roone Arledge |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Yvonne |
| Sarah Paley | ... | cheerleader |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | guard |
| Sketch | All Time Radio |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Lou Follet |
| Tom Davis | ... | caller Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | caller Voice |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | caller Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | caller Voice |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Peter Killing Voice |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | caller Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Margaret /caller Voice |
| Sketch | The Subway Genie |
| Elliott Gould | ... | genie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Curtis#1 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | passenger |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | police officer |
| Al Franken | ... | police officer |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | passenger |
| Matt Neuman | ... | passenger |
| Max Pross | ... | passenger |
| Miscellaneous | Nixon In New York |
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci#15 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Kramer |
| Bill Murray | ... | judge |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Mr. Kramer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | lawyer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elliott Gould | 5 | ||||
| Gary Numan | 2 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | 1 | |||
| Bill Murray | 6 | 2 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 1 | |||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Peter Aykroyd | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Al Franken | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Don Novello | 4 | 4 | |||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Gammill | 1 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Matt Neuman | 1 | ||||
| Sarah Paley | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Max Pross | 2 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | 1 | |||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| 68 | 6 | 4 | 13 |