| Cold Opening | Texxon |
| Musical Sketch | Johnny Keep Your Gun Clean |
| Miscellaneous | Escape From New York Films |
| Miscellaneous | A Message To Young White Viewers |
| Show | Hidden Photo |
| Sketch | Bedtime Story |
| Musical Performance | "Our Lips Our Sealed" |
| Film | Man Ray and Mic |
| Sketch | Sketch in the Dark |
| Miscellaneous | Coming Up |
| Musical Performance | "Making Love Alone" |
| Musical Performance | "Miami 2017" |
| Sketch | 42nd Street |
| Musical Performance | "We Got The Beat" |
| Sketch | Nick The Knock |
| Musical Performance | "She's Got A Way" |
| Sketch | Rock 'n Roll Heaven Incorporated |
| Miscellaneous | A Message To Young White Viewers |
| Eddie Murphy | ||
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Eliot Wald | ... | Sammy |
| Show | Hidden Photo |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Fannie Flagg |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Allen Funt |
| Barry W. Blaustein | ... | audience member |
| Barry W. Blaustein | ... | cameraman |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Pamela Norris | ... | audience member |
| Mark O'Donnell | ... | audience member |
| David Sheffield | ... | audience member |
| David Sheffield | ... | cameraman |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Sketch in the Dark |
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Al Siegal |
| Tony Rosato | ||
| Dave Wilson | Voice |
| Sketch | 42nd Street |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Helen Marsh |
| Robin Duke | ... | actress |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Monique |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Miles Long |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | inspector |
| Tony Rosato | ... | producer |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
David A. Stockman
Audition for financial correspondent |
| Sketch | Rock 'n Roll Heaven Incorporated |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Colonel Tom Parker |
| Robin Duke | ... | Maureen |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Al |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Greg |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jerry |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Bobby |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
David A. Stockman
Audition for financial correspondent |
| Miscellaneous | Escape From New York Films |
| Miscellaneous | A Message To Young White Viewers |
| Eddie Murphy | ||
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Eliot Wald | ... | Sammy |
| Show | Hidden Photo |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Fannie Flagg |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Allen Funt |
| Barry W. Blaustein | ... | audience member |
| Barry W. Blaustein | ... | cameraman |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Pamela Norris | ... | audience member |
| Mark O'Donnell | ... | audience member |
| David Sheffield | ... | audience member |
| David Sheffield | ... | cameraman |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Sketch in the Dark |
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Al Siegal |
| Tony Rosato | ||
| Dave Wilson | Voice |
| Sketch | 42nd Street |
| Bernadette Peters | ... | Ruby Sawyer |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Helen Marsh |
| Robin Duke | ... | actress |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Monique |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Miles Long |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | inspector |
| Tony Rosato | ... | producer |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
David A. Stockman
Audition for financial correspondent |
| Sketch | Rock 'n Roll Heaven Incorporated |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Colonel Tom Parker |
| Robin Duke | ... | Maureen |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Al |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Greg |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jerry |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Bobby |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bernadette Peters | 4 | ||||
| The Go-Go's | 2 | ||||
| Billy Joel | 2 | ||||
| Liberty DeVitto | 1 | ||||
| Bill Wegman | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 3 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | 3 | ||||
| Christine Ebersole | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 2 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 4 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 5 | ||||
| Joe Piscopo | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tony Rosato | 4 | ||||
| Barry W. Blaustein | 1 | ||||
| Mel Brandt | 4 | 4 | |||
| Pamela Norris | 1 | ||||
| Mark O'Donnell | 1 | ||||
| David Sheffield | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Eliot Wald | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| 50 | 4 | 5 |