| Cold Opening | The Train of Life |
| Sketch | The Honeyrooneys |
| Musical Performance | "Empty Garden" |
| Sketch | Last Request |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Musical Performance | "I Walk The Line", "Folsom Prison Blues", "Ring of Fire" |
| Film | Jay Clay gets Depressed |
| Musical Performance | "Ball & Chain" |
| Sketch | Train Poet |
| Show | Black Talk |
| Musical Performance | "Sunday Morning Coming Down" |
| Cold Opening | The Train of Life |
| Robin Duke | ... | Johnny's mother Voice |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | young Johnny |
| Nelson Lyon | ... | prisoner |
| Sketch | The Honeyrooneys |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Alice |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Ed |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Andy Rooney |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Last Request |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | priest |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Frankie |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | guard |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | warden |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nelson Lyon | ... | prisoner |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Mary Gross |
Report from Moscow on a Brezhnev sighting | |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Kenjo Yoshimura /tourist |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Amputation |
| Eddie Murphy |
Update on Larry the Lobster |
| Sketch |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | secretary |
| Mary Gross | ... | Margaret Thatcher |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mike Kramer |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Ed Meese |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Leopoldo Galtieri |
| Cold Opening | The Train of Life |
| Johnny Cash | ||
| Robin Duke | ... | Johnny's mother Voice |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | young Johnny |
| Nelson Lyon | ... | prisoner |
| Sketch | The Honeyrooneys |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Alice |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Ed |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Andy Rooney |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Last Request |
| Johnny Cash | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | priest |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Frankie |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | guard |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | warden |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nelson Lyon | ... | prisoner |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Mary Gross |
Report from Moscow on a Brezhnev sighting | |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Kenjo Yoshimura /tourist |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Amputation |
| Eddie Murphy |
Update on Larry the Lobster |
| Sketch |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | secretary |
| Mary Gross | ... | Margaret Thatcher |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mike Kramer |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Ed Meese |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Leopoldo Galtieri |
| Sketch | Train Poet |
| Johnny Cash | ... | commuter |
| Tony Rosato | ... | conductor |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | commuter |
| Lee Mayman | ... | commuter |
| Andy Murphy | ... | commuter |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Johnny Cash | 8 | ||||
| Elton John | 2 | ||||
| Frederick Koehler | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 2 | 1 | |||
| Christine Ebersole | 4 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 4 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 5 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 3 | 2 | |||
| Tony Rosato | 2 | 1 | |||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 4 | 1 | |||
| Mel Brandt | 4 | 4 | |||
| Nelson Lyon | 2 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Clint Smith | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 1 | 6 | 5 |