| Cold Opening | Takin' Care Of Business |
| Game Show | Sit On It! |
| Sketch | The Ladies Room |
| Musical Performance | "If That's What It Takes" |
| Sketch | Our Generation |
| Sketch | Magic Fish |
| Sketch | Dung in the Oval Office |
| Miscellaneous | Killing Time |
| Musical Performance | "I Can't Let Go Now" |
| Game Show | Sit On It! |
| Robin Duke | ... | Deirdre Daly |
| Mary Gross | ... | model |
| Brad Hall | ... | Mike Price |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | model |
| Eddie Murphy | ||
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Ladies Room |
| Robin Duke | ... | Freda |
| Mary Gross | ... | Helen |
| Brad Hall | ... | minstrel |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Martin |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | woman |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Dion |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | husband |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Answers letters from the crew |
| Eddie Murphy |
Commentary on Chicago's first black mayor |
| Sketch | Our Generation |
| Brad Hall | ... | friend |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | award spokesperson |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Eugene Beakman |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Leslie |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Harvey |
| Sketch | Magic Fish |
| Mary Gross | ... | fish |
| Brad Hall | ... | Bert |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mike Rudell |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | attorney |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Numpkin |
| Sketch | Dung in the Oval Office |
| Robin Duke | ... | secretary Voice |
| Brad Hall | ... | translator |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Deng Xiaoping |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Hu Na |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Sketch | Dung in the Oval Office |
| Game Show | Sit On It! |
| Susan Saint James | ||
| Robin Duke | ... | Deirdre Daly |
| Mary Gross | ... | model |
| Brad Hall | ... | Mike Price |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | model |
| Eddie Murphy | ||
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Ladies Room |
| Susan Saint James | ... | hostess |
| Robin Duke | ... | Freda |
| Mary Gross | ... | Helen |
| Brad Hall | ... | minstrel |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Martin |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | woman |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Dion |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | husband |
| Friedrich "Butch" Karollus | ||
| Josef "Pepi" Krisch |
| Musical Performance | "If That's What It Takes" |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Answers letters from the crew |
| Eddie Murphy |
Commentary on Chicago's first black mayor |
| Sketch | Our Generation |
| Susan Saint James | ... | Eunice |
| Brad Hall | ... | friend |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | award spokesperson |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Eugene Beakman |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Leslie |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Harvey |
| Sketch | Magic Fish |
| Susan Saint James | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | fish |
| Brad Hall | ... | Bert |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mike Rudell |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | attorney |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Numpkin |
| Sketch | Dung in the Oval Office |
| Robin Duke | ... | secretary Voice |
| Brad Hall | ... | translator |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Deng Xiaoping |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Hu Na |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Susan Saint James | 5 | ||||
| Michael McDonald | 2 | ||||
| Steven Wright | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 2 | ||||
| Edgar Winter | 1 | ||||
| James Pickens Jr. | 1 | ||||
| Lily Nell Warren | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 7 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 5 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 2 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 5 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 7 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 5 | 2 | |||
| Hiram Bullock | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Friedrich "Butch" Karollus | 1 | ||||
| Josef "Pepi" Krisch | 1 | ||||
| 55 | 1 | 5 | 3 |