October 15, 1983S9E2 #161
| Hosts: | Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman |
| Musical Guest: | Eddy Grant |
| Cameos: | Dick Cavett, Andy Murphy |
Voice Cameo: | Jackson Beck |
| Cold Opening | Calvin Klein Cream Pies |
| Game Show | What Would Frank Do? |
| Sketch | Small World |
| Sketch | Odyssey Of A Paperclip |
| Sketch | Spanish Class |
| Musical Performance | "I Don't Wanna Dance", "Electric Avenue" |
| Sketch | Autograph Hounds |
| Show | Masterpiece Humor |
| Sketch | Body Guard |
| Musical Performance | "Living on the Front Line" |
| Cold Opening | Calvin Klein Cream Pies |
| Nate Herman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Andie MacDowell Live |
| Show | Mister Robinson's Neighborhood |
| Robin Duke | ... | Mrs. Landlord Voice |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mr. Landlord Voice |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Mr. Robinson |
| Game Show | What Would Frank Do? |
| Robin Duke | ... | Claudia Silver |
| Nate Herman | ... | Walt Disney Voice |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Dion |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Sketch | Small World |
| Mary Gross | ... | nun |
| Brad Hall | ... | diver |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | passenger |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | passenger |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Dirk |
| Sketch | Spanish Class |
| Mary Gross | ... | student |
| Brad Hall | ... | Billy Delago |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Esteban |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Francisca Liebowitz |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | student |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Joey O'Malley |
| Andrew Smith | ... | police officer |
| Clint Smith | ... | student |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marjorie Franks |
| Gary Kroeger | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | Dr. Ruth Westheimer |
| Sketch | Autograph Hounds |
| Mary Gross | ... | Celia |
| Brad Hall | ... | bodyguard |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Egbert Fishback |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | bodyguard |
| Commercial | The Amos 'n Andy Show |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Kingfish |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Andy Rooney |
| Sketch | Body Guard |
| Robin Duke | ... | bodyguard |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mrs. Conrad |
| Brad Hall | ... | funeral director |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | priest |
| Cold Opening | Calvin Klein Cream Pies |
| Nate Herman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Andie MacDowell Live |
| Show | Mister Robinson's Neighborhood |
| Robin Duke | ... | Mrs. Landlord Voice |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mr. Landlord Voice |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Mr. Robinson |
| Game Show | What Would Frank Do? |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Dom LaMagna |
| Rhea Perlman | ... | contestant |
| Robin Duke | ... | Claudia Silver |
| Nate Herman | ... | Walt Disney Voice |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Dion |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Sketch | Small World |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Roger |
| Rhea Perlman | ... | Doris |
| Andy Murphy | ... | robot Grover Cleveland |
| Mary Gross | ... | nun |
| Brad Hall | ... | diver |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | passenger |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | passenger |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Dirk |
| Sketch | Odyssey Of A Paperclip |
| Jackson Beck | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mom Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Spanish Class |
| Rhea Perlman | ... | Mrs. Sanchez |
| Mary Gross | ... | student |
| Brad Hall | ... | Billy Delago |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Esteban |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Francisca Liebowitz |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | student |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Joey O'Malley |
| Andrew Smith | ... | police officer |
| Clint Smith | ... | student |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marjorie Franks |
| Gary Kroeger | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | Dr. Ruth Westheimer |
| Sketch | Autograph Hounds |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Herbie |
| Rhea Perlman | ... | Denise |
| Dick Cavett | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | Celia |
| Brad Hall | ... | bodyguard |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Egbert Fishback |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | bodyguard |
| Commercial | The Amos 'n Andy Show |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Kingfish |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Andy Rooney |
| Sketch | Body Guard |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Mr. Conrad |
| Andy Murphy | ... | mourner |
| Robin Duke | ... | bodyguard |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mrs. Conrad |
| Brad Hall | ... | funeral director |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | priest |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Danny DeVito | 7 | ||||
| Rhea Perlman | 5 | ||||
| Eddy Grant | 2 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| Dick Cavett | 1 | ||||
| Jackson Beck | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Brad Hall | 5 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 5 | 2 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 5 | 2 | |||
| Nate Herman | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Andrew Smith | 1 | ||||
| Clint Smith | 1 | ||||
| 61 | 3 | 4 | 8 |