November 5, 1983S9E4 #163
| Host: | Betty Thomas |
| Musical Guest: | Stray Cats |
| Cameos: | 14 Karat Soul, Ed Van Nuys |
Filmed Cameo: | Dr. Joyce Brothers |
| Cold Opening | Astronaut |
| Show | James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party |
| Sketch | Curly Audition |
| Miscellaneous | Special Report |
| Musical Performance | "She's Sexy + 17" |
| Miscellaneous | Unanswered Questions |
| Game Show | You Win A Dollar |
| Show | Perfectly Frank |
| Sketch | Swan Break |
| Show | Jane Fonda's Pregnancy, Birth, Labor, Re-Entering The Job Market, Trying To Catch A Man, Trying To Keep A Man, Making New Friends, Holding Your Breath, And Going Over Your Credit Limit Work Out |
| Sketch | The Gumby Story |
| Miscellaneous | Crisis '83 Update |
| Musical Performance | "I Won't Stand in Your Way" |
| Sketch | Misfits |
| Commercial | Memorex |
| Jim Belushi | ... | agent |
| Brad Hall | ... | agent |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | spokesperson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Lee Iacocca |
| Show | James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party |
| Miscellaneous | Special Report |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Jim Manning |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | shopkeeper |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Roy Parker |
| Andrew Smith | ... | Larry Speakes |
| Game Show | You Win A Dollar |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Dale Butterworth |
| Andy Breckman | ... | beekeeper |
| Robin Duke | ... | Candy |
| Brad Hall | ... | Ralph Curtis |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | model |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Derek Mauer Voice |
| Jim Belushi | ||
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Show | Jane Fonda's Pregnancy, Birth, Labor, Re-Entering The Job Market, Trying To Catch A Man, Trying To Keep A Man, Making New Friends, Holding Your Breath, And Going Over Your Credit Limit Work Out |
| Robin Duke | ... | Doreen |
| Mary Gross | ... | woman |
| Brad Hall | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | woman |
| Sketch | The Gumby Story |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Jesse Donnelly |
| Robin Duke | ... | Dolores |
| Mary Gross | ... | actress |
| Brad Hall | ... | Nudnik |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Hymie |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | actor |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Gumby |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | actor |
| Show | Jane Fonda's Pregnancy, Birth, Labor, Re-Entering The Job Market, Trying To Catch A Man, Trying To Keep A Man, Making New Friends, Holding Your Breath, And Going Over Your Credit Limit Work Out |
| Betty Thomas | ... | Jane Fonda |
| Show | Jane Fonda's Pregnancy, Birth, Labor, Re-Entering The Job Market, Trying To Catch A Man, Trying To Keep A Man, Making New Friends, Holding Your Breath, And Going Over Your Credit Limit Work Out |
| Betty Thomas | ... | Jane Fonda |
| Commercial | Memorex |
| Jim Belushi | ... | agent |
| Brad Hall | ... | agent |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | spokesperson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Lee Iacocca |
| Show | James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party |
| Dr. Joyce Brothers | Still | |
| Tom Barney | ||
| Michael Brecker | ||
| Hiram Bullock | ||
| Tom Malone | ||
| Eddie Murphy | ... | James Brown (I) |
| Miscellaneous | Special Report |
| Betty Thomas | ... | Eileen Sharp |
| Ed Van Nuys | ||
| Jim Belushi | ... | Jim Manning |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | shopkeeper |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Roy Parker |
| Andrew Smith | ... | Larry Speakes |
| Game Show | You Win A Dollar |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Dale Butterworth |
| Andy Breckman | ... | beekeeper |
| Robin Duke | ... | Candy |
| Brad Hall | ... | Ralph Curtis |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | model |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Perfectly Frank |
| Betty Thomas | ... | Dr. Phyllis Welner |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Frank Kincaid |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | James Logan |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Derek Mauer Voice |
| Jim Belushi | ||
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Show | Jane Fonda's Pregnancy, Birth, Labor, Re-Entering The Job Market, Trying To Catch A Man, Trying To Keep A Man, Making New Friends, Holding Your Breath, And Going Over Your Credit Limit Work Out |
| Betty Thomas | ... | Jane Fonda |
| Robin Duke | ... | Doreen |
| Mary Gross | ... | woman |
| Brad Hall | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | woman |
| Sketch | The Gumby Story |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Jesse Donnelly |
| Robin Duke | ... | Dolores |
| Mary Gross | ... | actress |
| Brad Hall | ... | Nudnik |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Hymie |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | actor |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Gumby |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | actor |
| Sketch | Misfits |
| Betty Thomas | ... | transsexual |
| Robin Duke | ... | Georgina |
| Mary Gross | ... | transsexual |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Sandy |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Betty Thomas | 5 | 1 | |||
| Stray Cats | 2 | ||||
| 14 Karat Soul | 1 | ||||
| Ed Van Nuys | 1 | ||||
| Dr. Joyce Brothers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Belushi | 6 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | 4 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 3 | ||||
| Brad Hall | 8 | 2 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 6 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | ||||
| Eddie Murphy | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Joe Piscopo | 7 | 4 | |||
| Tom Barney | 1 | ||||
| Michael Brecker | 1 | ||||
| Andy Breckman | 1 | ||||
| Hiram Bullock | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andrew Smith | 1 | 1 | |||
| 61 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 1 |