| Cold Opening | Congress |
| Show | American Profiles |
| Miscellaneous | Dueling Magi |
| Sketch | While You Were Gone |
| Sketch | Oscar Talk |
| Musical Performance | "Somebody" |
| Sketch | Salem Witch Trials |
| Miscellaneous | Hats |
| Sketch | Small Time Agency |
| Musical Performance | "Run to You" |
| Commercial |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Muhammad Ali |
| Christopher Guest | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | Katharine Hepburn |
| Show | American Profiles |
| Miscellaneous | Dueling Magi |
| Rich Hall | ... | Doug Henning |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Debby Douillard |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Rich Hall | ... |
Caspar Weinberger
Holds his breath until he gets $285 billion |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Buddy Young Jr.
Review of a Hawaiian restaurant |
| Sketch | Salem Witch Trials |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Brother Lowell |
| Rich Hall | ... | bailiff |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Edward Abbey Manning |
| Martin Short | ... | Larry Grosvenor |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Mistress Cartwright |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | townsperson |
| Sketch | Small Time Agency |
| Mary Gross | ... | Aunt Helen |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Howie Rosegarden |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Giorganna |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Sid |
| Saturday Night News |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Caspar Weinberger
Holds his breath until he gets $285 billion |
| Commercial |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Muhammad Ali |
| Christopher Guest | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | Katharine Hepburn |
| Show | American Profiles |
| Miscellaneous | Dueling Magi |
| Harry Anderson | ||
| Rich Hall | ... | Doug Henning |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Debby Douillard |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | While You Were Gone |
| Harry Anderson | ... | Phillip |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Cecil |
| Mary Gross | ... | Jenny |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Albert |
| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Rich Hall | ... |
Caspar Weinberger
Holds his breath until he gets $285 billion |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Buddy Young Jr.
Review of a Hawaiian restaurant |
| Waylon Jennings | ||
| Jessi Colter | ||
| Johnny Cash | ||
| June Carter Cash | ||
| John Carter Cash | ||
| Marty Stuart | ||
| Christopher Reeve |
| Sketch | Salem Witch Trials |
| Harry Anderson | ... | judge |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Brother Lowell |
| Rich Hall | ... | bailiff |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Edward Abbey Manning |
| Martin Short | ... | Larry Grosvenor |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Mistress Cartwright |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | townsperson |
| Sketch | Small Time Agency |
| Mary Gross | ... | Aunt Helen |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Howie Rosegarden |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Giorganna |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Sid |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Harry Anderson | 6 | ||||
| Bryan Adams | 2 | ||||
| Carol Burnett | 1 | ||||
| John Carter Cash | 1 | ||||
| Johnny Cash | 1 | ||||
| June Carter Cash | 1 | ||||
| Jessi Colter | 1 | ||||
| Waylon Jennings | 1 | ||||
| Christopher Reeve | 1 | ||||
| Marty Stuart | 1 | ||||
| Bud Harrelson | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 2 | ||||
| Billy Crystal | 4 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Mary Gross | 2 | ||||
| Christopher Guest | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Rich Hall | 6 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Gary Kroeger | 2 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | 1 | |||
| Martin Short | 2 | 1 | |||
| Pamela Stephenson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marc Shaiman | 2 | ||||
| 48 | 5 | 8 | 3 |